Tuesday, February 26, 2008

finalli...my job is ending dis fri...is time to hibernate.....to do my own things...before i go in NS 1 mth ++ ltr....

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Sunday, February 24, 2008

the forbidden kingdom....jet li and jackie chan...2 masters in a show...HOLY.....and i realise...liu yi fei is inside too...WOW LA...is dam chio bu de....and got 1 part she kiss some1 i tink....so jealous alrdy....she qte pretty de....tt person ar...ji xin fu a bit....gonna catch dis show...but is in april and i saw comments saying is april 18...tekong alrdy lo...gg....dunnid watch...confinement come out cai can watch...cfm wan watch...2 masters + chio bu...wat can be betta man

tdy bball at my hse...den got wierd encounters again...always kena such things...ji sian....uncle soon encounter...i juz stand up and stop him when he wanna cont to teach us passing man...i juz bui tehan alrdy...in e end siam away go play...fun fun...but my stamina seriously sux...play a bit dam tired le..even feel lyk collapsing....

aft tt dota and ps2 in my hse den talk talk talk den go for dinner wif pks they all...sakura...eat eat eat...full liaoz...stomach wan burst le...den i notice...why is upper stomach grow bigger and nt lower stomach lei? i dunno oso...wierd sia....

tml nid go work....anyway i shuld be ending work nxt week alrdy...end of feb siam ma...haben tell manager...but will tell ard dis tue or wed...time for a break and playing time....

tdy feel super no mood and tired...haix....dun wanna say much ba...juz rot

stone cold time....


joke of de post
always borrow money from a pessimist.....they dun expect it back.....

but sry ar...i nt pessimist...cw 20...yk 18...wushu fund 20...my sis fren 232.20
i expect it back thx....

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Saturday, February 23, 2008

yst look at orientation in de hall...woah...super high...i feel de atmosphere...cool man..every1 shouting and singing out loud.....2+ yrs back...i m still inside....now...i out of AJC and working alrdy...juz made me feel so old man...DAMN....so dis song brings back memories...It's gonna be me by N Sync....

enjoy~

BANKAI!!!

happy bdae dog....

tml bball session....hope i wun screw again....

i tried de 3 min brushing session and it failed...halfway wan vomit alrdy...brush up brush dwn brush left brush right nth to brush le still haben 3 mins...zzz....they shuld put options like 1min 2 min or 3 min so tt customers can make a choice....

suddenli tink NS coming...mabbe cnt put dwn wat is in de mortal world...

dam..feeling emo again.....

good things juz dun last....isn't it....


joke of de post
Pretend that you are in a jungle and a lion is chasing after you. What do you do?
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STOP PRETENDING LA? DUH~

lol...most ppl ans it as run...lion can outrun us easily...1 example is LL...-_-

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Wednesday, February 20, 2008

2 days nvr blog alrdy...dam lazy to do so...haha...coz every nite dota finish...i feel lyk sleeping alrdy...and nth much happens ma...so i nvr blog lo...tdy went for NS further medical checkup....sux....poke mi and take my blood again...pain and tulan...make mi feel weak and qte sian de whole day.....anyway...i remained as PES A...fit de hua...anyhow check oso fit de....

den aft tt went back to ajc to help in canteen caiqing...nt bad ba....haha..and zhaojin went to ajc to appeal and he hear de lion dance...but he nvr go see..so he missed mi.....he oso nvr sms mi la idiot...wasted a chance to see him...anyway he is a customer of mine in PJC....haha....aft caiqing den we pack and go...went sumo hse to eat den aft tt go home....

a lot commitments and things keep clashing....emitasia sales....wushu...lion dance...outings...mani other things...sometimes juz dunno which shuld be de priority...i dun care much abt emitasia sales alrdy...tdy i alrdy tell jaye if u realli wan forfeit my tdy list den anythin....wat is money la...some ppl jiu shi see money as an important thingy...cai always unhappy and stressed....enuff to pass life jiu hao...and a bit more to enjoy...haha....

yst nite...my mum tell mi i shuld go to poly last time since i dun like study....den she say if i realli dunwan study den dun go uni....go upgrade myself can alrdy...no point tryin to study when i dun like and den screw up everythin due to lack of interest....hmmm she liddat say...i suddenli nt so worried abt A lvl result...at least de 1 i nid to face when i get back my A lvl result is myself onli...

beri tired recently....tml still nid go IJC at 7am....den nid call unti nite....anyway i shuld be working until end of feb ba....although de ppl dere are nice....but i m tired to work alrdy....and i dun realli like to work becos it is too rigid...even if u haf nth to do...u cnt go off...nid stay until 6pm...den i dun realli lyk such rigid-ness....and if i wanna do my own things...i cnt...coz i haf to work....so it sux to mi sometimes....

tdy dam cold...my hands and legs feel numb again...always liddat when de weather is cold...am i old alrdy??? but it is liddat since qte long ago...haha...but tdy's jab on my right arm makes it worse...zzzz

cw says it feels wierd when i play supporter...he says...i m a killer....hmm....


joke of de post
A married couple have been stranded on a deserted island for many years. One day another man washes up on shore. He and the wife become attracted to each other right away, but realize they must be creative if they are to engage in any hanky-panky. The husband, however, is very glad to see the second man there. "Now we will be able to have three people doing eight hour shifts in the watchtower, rather than two people doing 12-hour shifts."

The newcomer is only too happy to help and in fact volunteers to do the first shift. He climbs up the tower to stand watch. Soon the couple on the ground are placing stones in a circle to make a fire to cook supper. The second man yells down, "Hey, no screwing!" They yell back, "We're not screwing!"

A few minutes later they start to put driftwood into the stone circle. Again the second man yells down, "Hey, no screwing!" Again they yell back, "We're not screwing!" Later they are putting palm leaves on the roof of their shack to patch leaks. Once again the second man yells down, "Hey, I said no screwing!" They yell back, "We're not screwing!"

Eventually the shift is over and the second man climbs down from the tower to be replaced by the husband. He's not even halfway up before the wife and her new friend are hard at it. The husband looks out from the tower and says, "Son-of-a-gun. From up here it DOES look like they're screwing.

feels shagged and tired...

BANKAI!!!

Monday, February 18, 2008

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went crystal jade for breakfast wif family and some relatives....when i heard de yusheng...small size 328...big size 668...i was like WTF? but ltr when i see de bill..i cai noe...yuan lai de 328 means 32.80...and same for 668...de person say liddat for wat...i tot 328 bucks...de yusheng made from either gold or gold....scare my wits off...anyway when stirring yusheng...my chopstick kena and flew into de mess of yusheng and they cont stirring it...while i m left wif 1 chopstick in my hand...and i see my another chopstick inside de yusheng flying ard...den i chiong my hand in and take it back...zzz.....but it is oily alrdy...nvm..change another pair....

aft tt i went mini toons and buy de thingy tt i wanna buy...toothbrush holder...got hourglass beside it de...den u brush teeth u turn it...3 mins for de sand to go to another side...den can brush teeth for 3 mins...time urself...WULALA la...i tink is a nice thingy de...and actualli i got some ideas...nxt time my hse...i wan a lot of cute and wierd things...den more like mi ma..like dis toothbrush holder...and i oso saw chopsticks tt are in de form of pencil...tt will be my utensils in future too....such examples are onli a few...i got more and more ideas in mind...nxt time shop for furnitures will see more guai lan things to decorate my hse...WOOTS..cnt wait to get my own hse...wif my wife of coz....den ask parents stay nxt unit or nxt block lo...nearby jiu dui le la...i lazy travel....

cw yk kr kh come my hse....kh playin naruto wif my bro...cw and mi dota...yk do hwk...kr rot...aft tt meet bok and olk for bball...i sux...shoot keep miss...rebound keep fail...tulan sia...lose all 3 rds except for last rd...but tt 1 is kr and olk kena injured a bit so like handicapped so i win oso feel sian....

went to kr hse for dinner....coz his mum invited us over...den i realise...de ah ma see mi until qte sian alrdy ba....i went his hse consecutively for 3 days alrdy....like a dunno wat...and tdy yien de kid is dere...i dunno how to spell his name...but ya...he is cute....haha...he call mi gor gor...but too bad when i eat...he gtg home alrdy...bbz yien.....

dota tdy and we own...i tink i m a great supporter....though i m a nice killer too...but i kill a lot oso will get to lose de...but i supporter rarely lose....coz when i killl...no1 supports...i shall juz be a supporter nxt time...qte fun too....

see pictures in nxt post as usual ba...


joke of de post
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table.

"Doctor," she replied shyly, "I just can't undress in front of you."

"All right," said the physician, "I'll flick off the lights. You undress and tell me when you're through."

In a few moments, her voice rang out in the darkness: "Doctor, I've undressed. What shall I do with my clothes?"

"Put them on the chair, on top of mine."

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Sunday, February 17, 2008

went kr hse in morn coz cw wan cut hair...den met into meihui at yishun mrt station...she say mabbe taking part in de 星光大道 ltr on...and ltr on...she sms mi say she got in!!! wulala...if she win all de way in...i will haf a singer fren...kr aunt spike my hair for mi de moment she see mi...o.- actualli nt bad...onli tt i dun like my fringe to haf gel/wax...coz i prefer it to fly freely....

aft tt went and watched jumper....jumper rox...jump here jump dere....dam feel lyk having tt ability too....is juz so convenient and nice and BLOODI nice....but de sad part....i needa go toilet despite de fact tt i went toilet before entering de cinema...is juz 20 mins into de show somemore...DAMN.....den i wan go toilet....den got a guy enter de toilet before mi...den he wan close door...i push open de door and wanna go in oso...den he gimme a diao face...den i realise...IS A SINGLE PERSON TOILET....zzz...den i enter de 1 opposite it lo....but de door paint a gal lei...so dunno is gal toilet bo...but heck la...show in de going lo.....but de 1 tt i wanna enter wif de guy is bloodi malu...especially when he diao mi.....

aft tt meet up wif kr and cw in orchard...walk a bit a bit onli den i zao off to meet lcpsk w/o ys....yea...finalli see gengliang wif de holy mama botak head....ok la nt bad la...botak good wad...dunnid care if it is messy anot....den we played bridge at cw hse nearby de void deck....coz we happen to be in bishan and anyhow walk to a void deck....den ltr on....mr. police come over and say...no money involved right...den we say ya...is bridge...den he checked our IC lo....den he say cont playing...while he checking....den in e end we r nt under arrest..and we cont our bridge.....

tdy dota oso dam funn...i random tio loa..and i did gayy support....rox man...the enemies spam and spam skills...and our teammates juz wun die so easily coz i keep healing dem...i myself gotten a holy shit....final frag 15-2...long time nvr holy shit le...SHUANG feeling....

all-in-all...tdy is a bloodi good day.....and haf an experience wif police checking IC too....wulala....we chatted a bit wif de mr police also...SALUTE!

tml family gg crystal jade to eat....my new fridge oso arrive alrdy...they realli tink they print money....-_- but well....money nvr use = paper...so heck la...dun go broke can alrdy....


joke of de post
After thirty-five years of marriage, Bernie is lying on his deathbed and with a tear in his eye he says "Annabel before I die I have to tell you something".

She replies "Yes, yes dear anything what is it?"

He starts, "The first year we were together, I caught pneumonia and almost died. You sat by my bed and nursed me back to health."

To which the wife nods her head and he continues, "When I lost half my family in the terrible car crash, it was you by my side who kept me going. When our kids grew up and ran away from home, you sat with me and comforted me! And when I lost everything last year in the fire at the store, you were right by my side the whole time. Annabel You've been through everything with me."

Bernie says, "So before I die I just want you to know you're a fucking jinx!"

lol? poor wife....

BANKAI!!!

Saturday, February 16, 2008

tdy went to kr hse and let kr aunt cut my hair....yup nt bad la...all in all...and tdy steamboat failed again...gg....dotx man....ate sumo hse....i still take leave sia...lol....

kr post de videos on de blog...hmm...i love de eyebrow one...when i do i rmb is nt beri funni lei...but dunno why see le feel is funni...especially aft i realise is video...i juz cnt stop laughing when i see de video....i watched 6 times alrdy...LOL...decided to show de love...and other 2 videos of de "WIL" series...which is named by kr....he tink i cartoon ar.....still got name one....

bdae dunking - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI8r9RqyuRQ
description: i kena dunked into ajc fountain on my bdae....ji suay....

spas wil dancing - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIo2RevCWlM
description: we played mmm ji ji...den got 3 losers...so 3 of us muz blindfold and stand in a circle and got guitar...ballet...and 1 more move which i forgot alrdy...3 of us muz do until is united and tgt den can pass...and 2 of dem was pulled out and left mi alone dere without knowing i am tricked...until daryl felt guilty and stop mi...and i saw ying tong...JUMPING HERE AND DERE....laughing at mi...WT?

no eyebrow wil - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpAVe2I4fsA
description: kr say no eyebrow...den will haf no facial expression...i dun believe it and so i try it...i tot zhao qin is juz taking foto until de end den i realise he is taking video...o.-?


joke of de post
isn't all these videos enuff? 知足常乐pls

why i nvr put de youtube video on my blog and instead juz de url?
coz i dunno how to!! zzz

BANKAI!!!

Friday, February 15, 2008

BANKAI!!!

HAPPY V DAY...peeps....haha...nth special to mi...still a working day o.-

yst went to watch bball match...singapore slingers vs adalaide...dam cool man...slam dunks...SHUAI! singapore slingers lost in e end..tio tok...97 : 126 GG....den aft tt we went take fotos wif de bball players.....haha...de fotos ltr i post in nxt post...i went up to dis guy and wanna ask him can take foto bo...i tilt my head almost 75 degree to talk to him...LOL...i felt like a total kid infront of him man...

tdy at orchard saw some balloons makers...realli beri zai..can make doreamon(MY IDOL!) ..mickey mouse...and other characters...dam zai can.....so i took fotos of it...fotos upload in nxt post too.....

and welll..i did a slam dunk due to yst bball fever....woots...haha.....but is at pri sch court la...well betta than nth...de effects are dere can alrdy...SHUAI AR!...fotos oso upload nxt post....

tml gg steamboat....and wan cut hair alrdy la...hair too long...and i say before if i nt wrong...i hate de process of cutting hair...SIAN...faster NS la...juz gimme botak den i dunnid to cut hair so often alrdy la...oso dunnid scared hair ugly....haha....

tdy kena ps -_- kr and cw...ps mi go watch jumper...thx ar...zz...dam angry at 1st but now nt angry alrdy.....

actualli i put all de pictures in another post becos whenever i wan post fotos and text tgt...i nid do alot things so tt they wun cok up and since dis time so mani fotos...put all in nxt post suan le...


joke of de post
Burford is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to take a shit real bad. The toilet in his room isn't working, so he bolts down to use the lobby Men's Room, but all of the stalls are occupied, so he runs back up to his room, and in desperation, he drops his pants, uproots a plant, and takes a shit in the pot. Then he puts the plant back in the pot and leaves.

Two weeks later, he gets a postcard from the hotel that says,

"Dear Mr. Burford... All is forgiven. Just tell us...where it is?"

BANKAI!!!

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

tdy went back ajc wushu...qte angry when kr break his promise..he say will start bball game aft i reach onli...but he start alrdy...den somemore he and cw dunwan join mi...come at 730...-_- got wat use...alrdy no lights liaoz...but aft tt anger subside alrdy....haha....kh played wif mi though....i lost to him 1v1...1-3...dotx o.0.....i wan to play more stunts...so cool...tml going watch bball match...haha...time to learn from dem.....

i tell kh i feel old alrdy....like last time is talk abt studies...now is talk abt money...last time is go sch wif frenz...now is go work wif colleagues....now oso run a bit like bo stamina alrdy...easily tired....

den aft tt went to eat dinner....eat finish jiu go home lo....nth much happen tdy....is juz another day.....but tt i haf no mood for work at all...de holiday so long den i no mood work alrdy....aft 2nd intake...i quitting dis job...den camping at home alrdy...nt working alrdy...time to do some physical and dota training...learn songs....TRY to learn piano....and go out wif frenz...before i enter NS....

facebook sux....i tdy go and add all de frenz...24 fren request...tt is ok...but de applications...wat bite mi la...ask mi choose heros la...fite vampires la...a lot a lot...total 200+ applications invitation..DAMN...i press ignore until sian...and finalli found a ignore all button coz i attempt to find it...if nt i realli dunno how to press ignore for so long....

den aft tt dota....zzz...cok team...kr oso qte zzz....hope he train himself on zion...can lemme see hope for once bo...dun always disappoint mi....left 2 more mths until we go NS...so juz try a bit la...

dog sms-ed...he shuld be cnt book out for his bdae...LOL...qte a sadded bdae de...lol...and dog say i am a naive semi beng 0.-?

tml is time to work again...sux....

joke of de post
A bear and a bunny are sitting in a forest taking a shit. The bear leans over to the bunny and says "Do you ever have the problem of shit sticking to your fur"?

The bunny says "No".

So the bear grabs the bunny and wipes his ass.

naive semi beng....qte a funni term....

BANKAI!!!

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

today is monday...whew no work...cool....kr came my hse tdy...ate lunch at my hse....got steamboat..got duck..i tink he shuld be satisfied wif de meal le ba....den aft tt we camp inside my sis room...on aircon...watch jay chou world tour concert 2008....actualli is 2007...but is qte end...so i take it as 2008...yea...de concert is so high man...i oso wanna sing along..haha...i love singing along but my singing beri lousy....so sometimes dun dare sing infront of others.....

den aft tt cw and yk come over...coz i wanna bball....haha...den mi cw and kr training our pass-es and ally...muz make until swee swee like kung fu dunk liddat...den will be cool...still training in progress...haha...den wed gg spore indoor stadium watch bball match....woah~

tml gg back work alrdy...gg maris stella...sian..i alrdy total no mood alrdy...dis mth sales i let it be...watever it is...i dun realli care....haix...dismiss at 6 go back ajc wushu oso too late to play bball wif dem alrdy..wah lan eh....

now learning songs...sleeping soon...catch ya~


joke of de post
This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. So the guy sits down next to her and pulls a small box from his pocket. He opens it and there's a frog inside.

The blonde says, "He's cute, but does he do tricks?"

The guy says, "Yea, he licks pussy." So after talking with her for several minutes, he convinces her to come with him to his apartment. They get there and she takes all of her clothes off, gets into the bed and spreads her legs. The guy sets the frog right between her legs and it just sits there not moving at all.

The blond says, "Well? what's up?" The frog still does not move.

So the guy leans over to the frog and says, "All right, I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"

i find dis joke funni becos i imagine de guy saying tt to de frog and de gal wif a -_- face..

BANKAI!!!

Monday, February 11, 2008

yst wan blog but too tired....past few days haf been visiting here and dere...outing here and dere...movie here and dere....bo energy le...and every night dota wif TDL until like 2+....on eve is 5....and on de 10th is 4 coz i stay over at olk hse and dota wif bok....

i juz summarise wat is gg on recently in my busy life.....

2 days ago went to patrick hse wif olk and teo...den ltr on wanna go watch ah long wif ks they all de....den i go out of my hse....den dog sms mi say no tix alrdy...den i haf to walk home....WT? felt so stupid....den at nite...teo last min say wan go olk hse stayover..ok lo stay lo..so mi teo and bok....den bok slp beside mi for de nite..i keep tellin him i 1st time sleepin wif a dirtbag....zzzz

den slp at 4 but haf to wake up at 8 to prepare and set off to meet kh and nette at khatib...7 wonders mass hse visit...go ys hse...den pork hse...den kh hse...den nette hse..den my hse...den they hooked onto my ps2...den in e end too late...so miss the last 2 hse....LOL.....but they say gg nxt sunday...dunno lei...see how....

can go to see bball match of spore slingers vs adelaide on dis wed...WOOTS!.....1st time seeing a bball match in spore indoor stadium...cool de la..i tink i see le will be motivated to train bball again...haha...ltr kr coming my hse anyway....2 of us shall rot tgt...and i wan pull his hair....irritating...yst i scold him for dying his hair....ltr dye alrdy become more shuai than mi how...den make mi emo....den dog ks they all go back NS alrdy...no TDL dota again...more emo....

TDL dota is fun de la....coz can see de teamwork...but sometimes i screw up i will ji sian...as in can feel tt i dun even noe wat i myself is doing....yst dota and watch i nt stupid 2 den i see de tv screen more than de com screen...den hero die le i oso dunno...zzz...i tink i let ks dwn..LOL....den quit in e end somemore...coz earli game screwed le...no point continuing...dam sian alrdy....

now i prepared to go dota alone alrdy...i dunwan ask kr becos he nid set off for my hse...

kr ask mi reflect for de facts lei....but i dunwan...i dun like orders...lol...i lao da wad..so he say de i dunnid do de...ok but now i got some other qn tt i tot of yst....coz yst i watch de i nt stupid 2 ar...den de ah boi go use de parents hp to send sry to each other when they having cold war...den de sms fly out of de earth to de satellite and fly back....den i was tinking...sms realli work dis way ma? den if work dis way...de text tt i type become wat shyt and fly out de....den how come fly out of earth so far...den can reach de opposite party hp so fast...den how de shyt convert back to de text i type....kr..research ba....


joke of de post
A farmer hires a college student one summer to help around the farm. At the end of the summer the farmer says, "Son, since you have done such a fine job here this summer, I am going to throw a party for you."

The college guy says, "Right on, thanks a lot man."

So the farmer says, "Well you better be able to handle a few beers because there will be lotsa drinkn' going on."

College guy "Hey, I can drink just as much as anyone else so I should do just fine."

Farmer "There is also going to be a lot of fightn' so I hope you are ready."

College guy "I have been working hard all summer and I think I am in pretty good shape."

Farmer says, "Well, did I mention that there will be lotsa sex?"

College guy "Good. I have been out here all summer and I have been dying for some action. What should I wear to this party?"

Farmer says, "I don't care it's just going to be me and you."

BANKAI!!!

Friday, February 08, 2008

all alone in de house now...whole family go aunt hse except for mi..coz i chose to watch CJ7 wif teo olk bok and cw...haha...listening to songs and singing along rox...I WAN LEARN PIANO zzz...BUT WHY ISIT SO HARDDDDDD

for LL...
review of CJ7...

it was abt dis boy and his father...where de father is a labourer and beri poor...u can feel for dem as de father realli gif everythin to de boi....den 1 day they found dis toy who turn out to be an alien....de father die in an accident at de construction site....den de boi cried...tt part i cried too...den aft tt de alien use all his power to revive de father...den in e end...de alien looks weak and de boi ask him why he so weak...no1 noe tt de father can revive is due to de alien....and de alien died in e end...another part to cry....wat a nice alien....yea...all in all...dis time...zhou xing chi show is touching more of funni...though dere are some funni parts too...zhou xing chi rox forever! dis show is a touching one....is nt bad la...so go watch it ba.....

i found my dairy dis morning...long lost one....read thrugh it and find myself stupid....de dairy which i write in pri. 2....den slowly i write less and less and all e way until sec 3 and ended dere...haha...qte memorable de....who wan see can ask mi for it....de dairy doesnt contain any secret -_- lol..is a stupid dairy....anyway my life oso doesnt haf much secrets..so nvm...


joke of de post
A man walks up to the bar, and speaks to the bartender. "I bet you $500 that I can piss in this cup from across the room." The bartender looks at the man like he was nuts and says with a laugh, "Ooook buddy. You got a deal."

So the man walks over to the other side of the room, pulls down his zipper and just lets it fly. Piss goes everywhere; on the bar, on customers, all over the bartender, but not a drop lands in the cup. The man walks back over to the bartender. The bartender says, "Ha ha ha. Well pay up." So the man pays him, turns around and begins to laugh hysterically.

The bartender asks, "You just lost $500, why are you laughing?"

The man turns around and says to the bartender, "Well you see that man over there."

The bartender says, "Yeah."

He replies, "Well, I bet him $10,000 that I could piss all over your bar and you, and that you would be happy and laugh about it!"

BANKAI!!!

late at 225am....a guy sittin in front of his com starts to feel emo....listening to bei ying and feel the tune...decided to go into blogger and post sth abt it...welll that is mi....

long time bo emo le actualli....i oso dunno why i emo...juz felt some cold air brushing my heart....de wierd wierd feeling....mabbe becos yst sleep too little den tdy so late slp again...too tired and it was mistaken for emo....mabbe is becos every yr new yr..i will haf a big pimple on my nose which make mi sian...actualli dis yr de qte small as compared to last yr...zzz....but i noe sooner or ltr it will subside as usual....but still...i am sian....but i guess de main reason is...loneliness ba....before i venture further...i shall talk a little abt events tdy...

went ahma hse took hongbao...gamble a bit....1st rd was lucky...win 7 bucks...we den go to small aunt hse and rd 2 was suay...lost 10+ bucks...total overall i lost 10 bucks....i got a triple seven la...SUPER LUCKY....nvr got before...but....they nvr play the pay 7 times de shit...zz..WAH LAU LA...sian...is pay 2 times nia...my 1st ever triple seven...SONG BO....i oso ate lots and lots of satay....

new yr new map....6.50 is out..new hero out too...nt beri impressive...and de change of blink dagger sux too much and haf too much an impact on mi alrdy....

back to de emo topic....haha...a lot ppl say i changed alrdy....mabbe they miss de emo mi...haha...i tink wun be ba...kr say i changed alrdy...changed back to de old mi...de chs wil....i like dis change....tdy's emo will be kept to today and wun bring to tml.....so why emo? like i say...i dunno....definitely nt abt her....she is out of my life alrdy....mabbe becos enter dog's blog den hear de bei ying....den de emo feeling released and gush out....tink back a lot....like my life...is forever making de wrong decisions....

although i say i wan rest my heart for NS...but sometimes one of coz will wish to find his another half before entering the hell zone...at least in dere...no matter how much u suffer physically and mentally...u noe u haf some1 outside waitin for u...u noe u haf some1 u can tink abt when u feel lyk giving up.....

when u meet into setbacks....u can return to her embrace...cry in her embrace without any restrictions coz she is ur closest and de onli closest one....she will pat ur head and say, "nvm...no matter how hard u fall...u still haf mi." juz a simple statement...it can bring a broad smile back to ur face...de warmth...de love...de encouragement...dis is de scenario i always imagine as a happy and xinfu picture....

dis stupid emo post shall end here...my feelings now takes more than words to describe....if u understand how exactly i feel...GOOD!....if u cnt...nvm...try harder nxt time....


joke of de post
Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.

Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, "That is really nice, that after all these years that you have been married, you keep calling your wife those pet names."

Morris hung his head and whispered," To tell the truth, I forgot her name three years ago."


emo or happy...life goes on....

BANKAI!!!

Thursday, February 07, 2008

happy chinese new yr peeps! went back wushu tdy for de performance....every1 did well...realise long time nvr do wushu le...haix kind of miss de times where we train tgt to achieve sth....like cooperate to make de performance a success...but i too noob la...

aft tt went eat swensens....bursted....isn't it tt one shuldnt owe money over de CNY...but now..i am like a loanshark....yk owe mi 18...cw owe mi 30....kh owe mi 90....my sis fren owe mi 232.20 haha...and junhui owe mi durian puff...

watched kung fu dunk...1 movie done....lots more to go....woah..i haf always loved bball and their passing is juz so nice...de dunks cannot be achieved la coz is too fake but de passing i tink is possible 1...so nice man...and de jay says inside de show....原来打篮球最爽的不是灌篮，而是大家的合作...TEAMWORK! haha...teamwork has always been my dota nick coz i onli play games tt require teamwork...dota...bball....my interest usualli lies in those tt nid teamwork coz those gimme satisfactions....

CNY eve muz slp late...well...LL still say 3am is her record...den 12+ say wan slp le...failed badly...for mi...now is 5am le...last yr i 7am...but now i qte tired le...so i gonna slp le....

today dota session was almost every game owning....den de last game screwed up...zzz....

so every1...HAPPY CNY!!!


joke of de post
There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been traveling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel.

He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel but the camel ran away. The man ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex again so once again he turned to his camel. The camel refused by running away. So he caught up to it again and go on it again.

Finally after riding the camel through the whole desert the man came to a road. There was a broken down car with three big chested beautiful blondes sitting in it. He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help.

The hottest girl said ,"If you fix our car we will do anything you want."

The man luckily knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash.

When he finished are three girls asked,"How could we ever repay you Mr."

After thinking for a short while he replied,"Could you hold my camel?"


i m too tired to write things out...i juz write briefly can alrdy...i wan rush off to slp asap...
5am record for this yr!

BANKAI!!!

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

tdy went for wushu again...haha....go dere play bball...but nt for long...coz i reached too late i tink....sian la...captain ball is tiring too...dunno why always play too tiring den wanna vommit...haha....stamina too lousy....and and and...I DID 7 pull up...LOL.....my muscles start to make frenz wif mi le...dis is a good sign.....

went for dinner instead of steamboat...sadded...and cw sound so authroative tdy....cw and kr both can sound authorative sia....but can i? i dunno haha....

dinner is fun as well....isit true tt eyebrow is ur facial expression? i dunno....every1 saying my eyebrow funni....zzz....i qte siann-ed.....got 1 more video of mine...it remind mi of de ubi prank on mi...-_- until now...i still felt stupid...wah lau eh...to actualli believe and cont doing tt guitar umbrella thingy.....

dota inhouse wif TDL against ks platoon ppl.....we owned...SONG BO....pudge wif 15-0....like a shuai dai le...hook so zai....den ltr na wif 6-1...and de host juz leave...yawns....haha....

tml gg back ajc again...gg lunch wif kr cw yk and i asked dog along...wonder is sakae will haf buffet on tt day...zzz....


joke of de post
Doctor: "Did you take my advice about your insomnia and count before going to sleep?"

Patient: "Yes, I got as far as 25,324 and then it was time to wake up"

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Tuesday, February 05, 2008

today went ACS and why din my customer turn up...zzz...more and more discouraged....i totally got no motivation for feb...sec sch promos SUX....if 2nd intake oso sux...i prepared to screw up my feb pay....aft 11+ i jiu zao off wif jacob and deborah and we meet xinyi and went borders...found dis big book of human autonomy...haha...so BIG...imagine u carry it and read in bus or mrt...PPL WILL LAUGH MAN!

den ltr on i see dis book...REALLI COOL....it can ans all my qn abt this world...ok nt all...but a lot...like they will pose a qn...eg, "does cutting and shaving ur hair makes de hair grow thicker nxt time" den they will ans for u and explain...de ans is NO! i tot it does man...until i read de book...i onli read tt qn...still got a lot more qn inside de...i wanna buy...but is 31.95...zzz...i nvr spend money on books de...so i shall nt break de tradition....juz take de foto of de book dwn...nxt time go borders read again or ask frenz buy for mi...LOL.....i rather spend money on food and accessories....aft tt went back office....arguement wif jaye regarding de cab...zzz...like a watever...i shall nt bother.....a lot management ppl talk man...actualli realli stupid...i dun realli care abt wat past yr pay scheme or watever and they keep talking...zzz...i fallin aslp.....

aft work went to pluck eyebrow due to peer pressure from hwee teng and de company gals...zzz...ok la...shuld be betta i tink...haha...more shuai le if i nt wrong.....

and i yst cai realise...my sis spent 200 bucks to buy jay chou concert tix and alrdy went...WTF? she another 1 who tink she print money....den she bought de jay chou 2008 world tour DVD as well...another 30+ bucks....she is juz like those ignorant gals who chase aft idols and spend so much money.....i tot she will haf a certain lvl of maturity...but i guess i am wrong...-_-

buy a belt as well...haha....nt bad ba....

tml gg back AJ wushu....CNY dinner celebration....wuahaha....time to crapp again.....


joke of de post
It is two o'clock in the morning and a husband and his wife are asleep when suddenly the phone rings. The husband picks up the phone and before he can say anything, some talking came from the other end of the line and the husband says "How the heck do I know - what am I, the weather man?" and promptly slams the phone down.

His wife rolls over and asks, "Who was that?"

The husband replies, "I don't know, it was some bloke who wanted to know if the coast was clear."


i wan de book on de amazing facts!!!! WAH LAU EH

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Sunday, February 03, 2008

sometimes juz feel so lazy to blog...but of coz...i pulling myself to cont....ok so here i am...being pulled~

fri went back wushu...yea...had fun over dinner...and i lost to kr in scissors paper stone...TMD....but overall....is nice being dere....wif de J1 wushu....

sat went to buy jeans...walk here walk dere..finalli found nice and cheap ones...but too bad...is slight skinny...damn...wonder if i will look nice in tt...but nvm...heck....i wanna buy red polo shirt and dun haf my size....zzz...i wan haf a fresh look ma....so in e end chose white despite de opposition coming from kr and cw....they always say i look ah boy in white...but hmm...i wan try out....so i bought it...and cw owe mi 30 bucks still...haha....

dog was so bloodi late and he can onli bond wif us for less than 30 mins...and we haf to set off to our kbox....yea...reached kbox....and starting singing...1st blood is LEMON TREE! so nice song...woohoo~

aft kbox...yumin and zhexu joined us for dinner....de seafood fried rice is nt bad....and we talk abt things and starting debating....as ppl debate...they noe more isn't it...hmmm...but sad tt yk dunno her own body...ask her oso useless -_- hmmm...nxt time mabbe i ask yi fang abt it....curious sia....my mouth leaked sth again....zzz ji sian....sent yk home on behalf of cw....den go home and dota....

tdy went jogging wif jacob....my stamina sux like shit...i gonna take back de words abt how i wish to go into NS and let dem train mi...i indeed cmi...juz rot in mortal world is betta.....

o ya...my dad bought a LG LCD 31 inch tv to put in my sis room...he realli tink he print money...always anyhow spending...haix...so now...every room in my hse has tv....zzzz...like for wat? it onli make my sis coop herself in her room more.....1 day i shall take de laptop back from her room.....


joke of de post
The new employee stood before the paper shredder looking confused.

"Need some help?" a secretary, walking by, asked.

"Yes," he replied, "how does this thing work?"

"Simple," she said, taking the fat report from his hand and feeding it into the shredder. "

Thanks, but where do the copies come out?"

hmm...how shall i go abt it...

BANKAI!!!