Friday, November 30, 2007

day by day...life is gettin more and more loner style...this spas blogskin gonna go back to loner style man....less and less games wif my brothers liaoz....i tink now left mi and cw liddat...but in exchange...lcpsk is dere...yea...so nvm la...sui bian lo.....

msn oso like nth much.....scroll lai scroll qu oso no1 much to talk to...even those who talk will like juz anyhw talk or like reply dammm slow......

somehow giving up hope on everythin here and dere liaoz....anyway nt much frenz left...haha sui bian lo...i dun realli care....


joke of the post
A man tells his wife that he's going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out it's closed. So the guy ends up going to the bar to use the vending machine. While there, he has a few beers and begins talking to this beautiful girl. He has a few more beer and the next thing he knows he's in this girl's apartment and having quite a pleasurable time. The next thing he know it was 3:00 AM.

"Oh my, god, my wife is going to kill me!" he exclaimed. "Quick give me some talcum powder!"

She gets him some and he rubs it all over his hands. When he got home his wife is up waiting for him and she's furious. "Where the hell have you been!"

He says, "Well to tell you the truth, I went into a bar, had a few drinks, went home with this blonde and I slept with her."

"Let me see your hands!" she demands.

He shows his wife his powdery hands.

"Damn liar, you were out bowling again!"

将心比心

BANKAI!!!

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

i m feeling emo now~ haix...an emo heart wif a raining weather...wow la...i felt qte cold lo....cold in de heart....

juz finished watching the 10pm history show tt i record coz i was away for the chalet...and haix...the scene tt they all force liu bang to betray his brother xiang yu....and the fact tt they are ignoring that he is the king and cont wif the discussion to destroy xiang yu infront of him when he discovered tt they are plotting this secretly...

liu bang's best frenz...childhood frenz since young...advisors....and even his own wife....all did tt behind his back...when peace prevails and xiang yu and liu bang are brothers...and are on BERI BERI good terms....liu bang has to be forced to betray his brother....and yet he cnt do anythin....actualli liu bang is a beri easily contended person....why muz he betray his brother to get de whole empire when they can share it....such betrayals...will onli make ppl feel chill in the heart....haix....

aft chalet...i m back to the loner's life...alone rotting infront of my com and cont rotting...no1 online to talk to....no1 to sms...wat a life....

why isit tt ppl haf to betray their own brothers...
no jokes for this post.....

BANKAI!!!

back from chalet man....hmmm....qte a fun chalet in general...but i slept the most i tink....lol....go dere 1st thing i sleep liaoz...lolz...coz rotting ma....den at nite...all go watch sunrise...onli i sleep...and 2 malays...LOL....like a dunno wat....

den de bbq kind of screwed up too...lol...9+ cai started...but in e end nt bad...satays rox man...i simply love satays...

de 2nd nite is somehow more hiong...lol...we went out...mi ys darrel ten thia jeremy kf and mui...went out buy alchohols and sit in a circle at some park and drink....wow la...i drink qte a lot man....we haf a good talk and it feels qte good....got some ahbengs dere oso...and they are like shyt...they talk like dunno wat and tink tt is cool...ppl nowadays...gg liaoz...maple oso...ks'ers wif attitude prob ard....dunno why such ppl wif such mentalities exist...juz wasting the world resources onli...

during chalet the thingy i miss...OH MAN...my best fren...the computer...cnt maple la..sian...aft i got zeco...everythin so dammm fun.....i gonna rush to 43 and haf the impaler in my hands...like a holy...and i wanna scroll my work glove zai-ly la...but it nids a lot of money...which i dun haf...dunno ba...shall see how it goes

go home 1st thing press the mushroom icon and it is undergoing maintenance...zzz la so now i shall play dota 1st...haha.....i am now bonding for the lost time i had wif my best fren yea?....


joke of the post
Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name.

"Yeah teacher?" he replies.

"If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how many are left?" asks the teacher.

Matt answers "Well, teach, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise is gonna make them all fly off."

"No, Matt, there will be two left if you shoot one with a shotgun, but I like the way you're thinking." the teacher responds.

"Well, teacher, I've got a question for you... There are 3 women that come out of an ice-cream parlor, one is biting her ice-cream cone, one is licking it, and one is sucking on it. Which one is married?"

The teacher, a little taken back by the question answers, "Well, uh, gee Matt, I guess the one that's sucking on the ice cream."

Matt replies "No teacher, the one that has the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking!"

i will miss the class :(

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Sunday, November 25, 2007

haix...recently dunno is wat shit...play dota keep feeling noob....de entire feeling is noob noob and juz noob....is like a graph...reaching the max le and now it juz keep gg dwnwards....haix...is sian de....maple today 2x...chiong like maddd.....finalli lvl 38...i see some hope sia....mabbe can chiong to 5x...i nvr haf a warrior of 5x before....so mabbe can all e way until 3rd job...COOL LA...DRAGON ROAR!......hmmm....but i feel tt sin rox de most....fast and fiery...OMG!

tml de game dun haf liang and kr...wa sian la...cok organising skills....here change dere change...in e end nvr reach optimum lvl...den finalli realise if nvr change..sat morn play de hua can haf more ppl...tml i tink ard 6 nia...spas...zzzz.....

hope tml will haf a fun bball session...den aft tt nid go cut hair liaoz....den prepare monday go chalet.....like a gg.....go chalet oso dunno can do wat.....mabbe sleep and sleep and sleep ba...BEST


joke of the post
A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence.

The first student raised his hand and said "The sky is definitely blue". The teacher said, "Well, that isn't entirely correct, because sometimes it's gray and cloudy".

Another student says, "Grass is definitely green." The teacher again replies "If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct either."

Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps?" The teacher looked at him and said "No...But that isn't really a question you want to ask in class discussion." So the student replies, "Then I definitely shit my pants."

time to cont rotting.....

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Friday, November 23, 2007

tulan....

parents come back wif a ps2...dam waste money la...buy ps2 at this point of time?...when ps2 stop producing game liaoz...and i rather they buy psp...ta ma de...

whole day dota maple dota maple....dota oso keep losing...like can any1 tell me wat the shit i can do....zzzz....haix...msn oso no shits to talk to....suan le la....go sleep la...nth else to do liaoz....

always aft exams de rotting makes me feel sucky...and become easily bad tempered...ya..i am feeling rather fiery now....zzz......i gg sleep le...heck.....betta than being tulan here for nth....


joke of the post
One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings.

She opens it to a guy, "Hi, is Tony home?"

The wife replies, "No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want."

So they sit down and after a while of silence the friend says "You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred buck just to see one."

Sara thinks about it for a second and figures, what the hell - a hundred bucks! She opens her robe and shows one to him for a few seconds. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.

They sit there a while longer and guy then says "That was so amazing I've got to see both of them. I'll give you another 100 dollars if I could just see the both of them together."

Sara amazed by the offer sits and thinks a bit about it and thinks, heck, why not? So she opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long chance to cop a look.

A while later Tony arrives back home from the store. The wife goes up to him, "You know, your friend Chris came over."

Tony thinks about it for a second and says, "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"

BANKAI!!!

Thursday, November 22, 2007

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Wednesday, November 21, 2007

today marks the end of A lvl...woohoo...most ppl shuld feel a LOT of burden off them.....and teo went to KL wif his frenz man...o wow.....

aft exam went eat mac wif some clsmates and den meet up wif ks dog ken they all to go lan...siao bo...lan continuously for 6hrs+...like maddd la...spent 12.70 on lan.....o wow....play until eye seh diao.....it is a gg......

tml gg ice skating...nette tried to conver this to a cls outing instead of 7 wonders outing...but as expected...it is qte impossible....so the ppl who r gg tml can be counted wif 2 hands....

felt dam sleepy now....gonna sleep soon man...A lvl is over lo....wuahaha....


joke of the post
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant.

So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it.

Doctor: What was the problem?

Elderly man: Well, you I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing.

Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?!

Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.

woots...A lvl is over!~

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Monday, November 19, 2007

yawns...tml last paper liaoz...totally bo steam to study any further man...finalli finished up on the show recommended by kf...million of stars falling from the sky...nt bad la...de guy so shuang...got so mani gals to die for him....wow la...but it ended up tt he has a sad past and thus he dun believe in things like love and dun nid dem...welll...qte true eh....when ppl get hurt over and over again...they might juz close up their heart 1 day.....and when he finalli realli found a gal tt makes him understand wat is love...the gal turn out to be his long-lost sister....haix...wat can i say...but fate loves to twist ppl ard.....

today went teo hse study...turn out to be sleeping session...we ordered pizza woohoo...a daring move man...1st time i initiate order pizza...aiya mouth too itchy bo bian...nice la...pizza rox....aft tt full liaoz so go sleep...realli fell asleep la...the way of pig man...so the pizza is sort of celebrate kr bdae wif him ba...now wat age liaoz pls...dunnid cake de la..pizza betta right....

juz did SAJC paper 1 MCQ....gg man..wrong like mad....tml go in realli die le...but heck la dam it.....

i tink i will post a joke at the end of my every post from now on...haha....coz a joke a day keeps depression away man~

so here it goes....


joke of the post
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".


LOL MAN......

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Sunday, November 18, 2007

i am feelin dam empty...since so...i shall do the tag teo gif...zzz...

Instructions
1. Do the following WITHOUT complaint.
2. Choose 5 people to do this after you completed yours.
3. Leave a tag on the person's tagboard to say he/she have been tagged.
4. Start your post with; I have been tagged!

I HAVE BEEN TAGGED!

Favourites
Favourite Color: black white and red
Favourite Food: nasi lemak and all delicacies...well...i simply love eating
Favourite Movie: initial D, flashpoint, invisible target, house of fury (simply means cool and stylo shows and fighting action packed movies)
Favourite Sport: bball, bball and bball
Favourite Day of the Week: hmm..i oso dunno, it depends on how i get pass tt day
Favourite Season: Autumn (breeze blowing on ur face juz makes u forget every trouble, isn't it?)
Favourite Ice Cream: Chocolate, coffee

Current
Mood: emo
Clothes: my usual bball pants and my chs sch team shirt
Current Desktop: plain black wif icons of folders
Current Time: 6.45pm
Surroundings: onli mi and my bro in de house...he playing ps while i on com
Current Annoyances: no annoyance..juz simply stoning
Current Thoughts: alrdy tell u i am stoning liaoz....(perhaps thinkin of her...i oso dunno..haha)

Firsts
First Best Friend: kr (subsequently other brothers joined in...but i noe kr 1st...so...ya)
First Crush: Jamie (i see other ppl all wun ans to this...but i see no harm...)
First Movie: forgot liaoz...
First Lie: mummy...today no sch...
First Music: i tink is those typical music comin from the thingy on those baby cots..

Lasts
Last Drink: mountain dew
Last Car Ride: lonnng time nvr sit car liaoz....haix....
Last Crush: Yvonne (teo avoided this qn...and cw nvr even put this dwn...but i see no harm still)
Last Phone Call: asking alford if i nid to go dwn to the bball court again...zzz
Last CD Played: i tink i rarely play cd 1 ba....

Have you evers?
Dated one of your best friend: yea...i always ask my brothers out....
Broken the law : small minor ones like jaywalk...big ones dun haf...wait until i kill some1 cai say
Been arrested: sorry to disappoint u...but NO
Been on TV: yea...qte a few times...being extra in xuan feng xiao zhen tan...and on news due to the memory course that i took...
Kissed someone you dont know: of coz no? (personally...i tink this is a lame qn)

random 5 things you are good at: dota...maple...pissing teachers off...emo-ing...hugging buddha leg

4 things you've done today: bball...eat...dota...maple

3 things you can hear right now: cw blog song (becos i nid to copy paste from his blog for this) .....my bro spasing as he plays his game....my nose sniffing

5 People to tag: nice try but no....qte lazy yea? still nid go ppl tagboard type some shits...

BANKAI!!!

Friday, November 16, 2007

Jokes
Be it dirty or not...JUZ LAUGH OUT LOUD MAN~

SMART ASS
First-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students.

The teacher asked, "Harry, what is your problem?"

Harry answered,"I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"

Ms. Brooks had now had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained the situation to the principal. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave.

She agreed.Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9"

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36"

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions." The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"

Harry, after a moment: "Legs."

Ms. Brooks: "What do you have in your pants that I do not have in mine?"
The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!?
Harry replied: "Pockets."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants"

Ms. Brooks: "What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"
Harry: "Coconut"

Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer.
Harry: "Bubble gum"

Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer.
Harry: "Shake hands"

Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck"

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher,
"Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong."


SON OF A BIT**
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."

Priest: "What have you done my child?"

Girl: "I called a man a son of a bit**."

Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bit**?"

Girl: "Because he touched my hand."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bit**."

Girl: "Then he touched my breast."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."

Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."

Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)

Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"

Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."

Girl: "But father he has AIDS!"

Priest: "THAT SON OF A BIT**!!!"


100 BUCKS FOR SEX
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office... but she belonged to someone else...

One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..." but the girl said, "NO."

Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... so she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for $200 then pick up the money very fast... he won't even be able to get his pants down. She agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened...

She said, "The bastard used cents !"

BANKAI!!!

ok...12 hrs infront of the com le...from 12pm until now 1.15am....holy mama la...i nvr leave this seat at all...except for scooping rice and take water....radiation rox isn't it.....

tml chem MCQ go in roll dice...

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Thursday, November 15, 2007

holy mama la...zzz...i wan change blogskin...accidentally clear my previous blogskin de codings...sooo LOST ALL MY LINK...i am dam dam lazy to put it again...so i juz put a few nia...lazy peice of shit i am...so those who are inside...be glad...i thought of u....

a lot other things oso gone...and i lazy to redo...soo...heck la...anyhow ba...time for PARTY!...coz As is over man....

this blogskin looks retard to me...but who cares

BANKAI!!!

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

studying econs...zzz....sian la...although it is juz 3 topics...but it is still HARDCORE!!!!

and i realise sth...jay chou is a noob in studies....no wonder he has to enter the singing industry...if nt he muz go sweep floor le....

in the song...cai hong.....here is part of the lyrics....
没有地球太阳还是会绕

now...there is a flaw in this lyrics....
who is the 1 rotating...
isit the Earth....
or the Sun....

i guess u all alrdy realise it...LOL!

but this song is still nice overall la....however...i wonder how it sounds like if he realise the Earth is rotating instead of the sun.....
没有太阳地球还是会绕....

ok crappp....back to econs...god dammit....

now u can see how bored i am...and found this flaw in the song...
WAT THE!?

BANKAI!!!

haf u ever feel like lazing ard and do nth but juz rot?....

well....i am feeling tt way RIGHT now.....

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despite the fact that i am having econs tml...omg.......i tell u man....i am feeling dam lazy to memorise....nor even flip open the econs note....

but wat else can i do....so let me force myself to get started...

COZ TML IS THE LAST PAPER~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

i shall organise a bball session on either sat or sun...but i haben asked any1 yet...so i shall get the ball rolling real soon...so peeps...be prepared for a sms invitation to the bball session!

BANKAI!!!

Sunday, November 11, 2007

fate...this is a word tt ppl always ponder over...so does fate realli exist...and isit fate tt links ppl tgt....

tink back of it...fate is realli beri amazing...one of the 1st 3 good frenz i got in chs when i 1st enter it...is kr shi kai and bryan...and tgt we form grps for everything....and when sec 2 comes...shi kai starts to find other ppl le...and all is left is bryan and kr...and aft sec 3....bryan is splited from us becos we r in diff cls while mi n kr cont to remain in de same cls...until now JC...6 yrs of frenz...in sec 1 when i juz get to noe kr....never will i dream tt 6 yrs dwn the road...mi and kr are still so close...

aft joinin wushu..i get to noe cw...and dunno how...we slowly get to become closer despite the generation gap....mi kr and cw became the 3 musketeers out of nowhere...for tt...i still cnt realli remember how we become so close....this is wat i call gather bit by bit ba....slowly building strong bonds as the yrs go by.....

nxt up...teo....dis fate is realli qte amazing....we are in de same sec 1/2 class but in sec 1...we dunno of each other's existance clearly...until sec 2...one day....when i was taking mrt home...i met into him...and i recognise tt he is from my cls...so i talk to him a bit...as i was realli a chatterbox in de past...talkin to any stranger without much thinking thrugh the brain...and teo being a loner...juz listen to my chattering....i even ask him to alight at admiralty when his hse is in marsling...we r nt even close la and this is de 1st time we r talkin to each other...but he oblidge...i ask him to eat de nasi lemak set meal in admiralty mac...and i can kop his fries...he dun mind and nvr say anythin...our close brotherhood started off from a nasi lemak set meal...isnt it amazing...and aft being split into diff cls for sec 3/4 and even aft we went diff JC...our frenship nvr change....

teo is de link to olk...which is another amazing fate...olk...neither same pri sch...sec sch...nor JC as me..so to be specific...we haf no links at all...and shuld nt noe each other...but becos he is teo's pri sch fren...i get to noe him...and juz liddat....a fren's fren...and he joined the brotherhood....how amazing fate is...and it interlinks humans and humans....

dog....sec 1 and 2 same cls as me...but i oso dunno of his existance...until sec 3 he still remain same cls as me..i notice him and since we r from de same sec 1/2 cls...we stick tgt at 1st....and our frenship starts from dere...despite being in diff JC...we now still are close frenz...and dota tgt...haha....u can say it is brotherhood...but i prefer to say tt it is master and dog....haha....a loyal dog dere....and becos of mi calling him dog...his nickname as a dog begins....

ys....PaE i see him like ahbeng liddat....but sui bian la...coz i am one too...haha....and now den i noe...he is as spas as me...in de 7 wonders...it is always 2 of us spasing ard...while others are juz audience....although he is more big sized than me....he always gif in to me and my 霸道 demands...if onli he is more devoted to dota....den my team will haf 6 ppl....which is betta than 5...coz sometimes when 1 is nt free...another can take over...6 players is a good no. and training juz can take place in 6 ppl by juz -apsp wif 4 pubs fillin in the slot....tt will be good training too...

by right i shuld onli tok abt brothers...but i shall make an exception becos she is cw's nv ren....yk...i remember the 1st time i noe her...is when i went to com lab to find cw...and since i am the 1 who teach cw abt blogs...i teach yk abt blogs too...and our frenship starts from dere...i became her shifu...which slowly became frenz who can laugh and spas tgt....and sometimes talk abt our problems over msn....another amazing fate....coz i am linked to her by cw...and somemore is juz to teach her blogs and liddat oso can make a good fren....

fate is amazing~
isn't it?
so see any cockroach...dun step on it...mabbe u will become brothers wif him nxt time...

BANKAI!!!

Friday, November 09, 2007

ma de...life is realli gettin more and more boring for me...is juz like a peice of blank A4 paper...

bleak~

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Monday, November 05, 2007

today did zero studying...wow ar....totally heck care liaoz...tml is afternoon paper...so tml mornin cai study ba....last min hug buddha leg is still my forte la....zzz....

today met up wif dog to mug and tok cok...tok cok as main...haha...qte funni...den tok abt the past lo...haix...de carefree past of chs...

aft tml math i gonna play like madddd man....woots...is dota time~~~~~

ok right now i gonna sleep le....tok to junhui on msn abt everythin under the sun sia...zzz?


as A lvl papers is over day by day...i feel more and more shuang....once econs paper is over...IT IS FREEDOM!~!

BANKAI!!!

Sunday, November 04, 2007

today went to yishun bk to mug wif ys since 1115...den he left at 3 for tuition and kr sub him...and we stay until 645...7 hrs continuously for me...go home le muz cont studying...haix...dam sian le....if nt for As i realli heck care....

ta ma de la....this sux....

tue i am playin all e way...i dun care...wed cai cont mug...ta ma de tulan le...

BANKAI!!!

in every battle....diff ppl play diff role...and every role play a part in determining the victory.....

but the most impt factor...is teamwork~ and de chemistry btw teammates....

steady formation..perfect initiation when loopholes surface in enemy foundation

contain and nerf the enemies......

this is the way to victory~~


A lvl sux....i rather def my world tree man....
teamwork is the way to victory~
i vow to train us up to higher std aft As'

BANKAI!!!