Sunday, December 30, 2007

i realise...past few posts have been emo...realli becoming emo buddha liaoz....recently de temper beri flucuating...guess is coz a lot of things haf been happening that aren't beri good....so now shall blog abt happy things....

2 days ago...-_- a bit lag de update but nvm....went steamboat wif kr cw and shuwen aft my job...when i at raffles place...shuwen called mi and 1st thing i ask..."dun tell mi u r late again" LOL...she say nvr and say she at city hall...we waited 20 mins...zz..her city hall means suntec...jiu guess dao she lie to mi...-_- as usual...LATE!

we was stopped by a person and he gif us brochures...telling us abt his steamboat restaurant...got aircon la...and bbq de things...u juz order and they cook for u...unlimited supply...and free flow drink somemore...i was qte tempted le...but shuwen wanna cook herself...ok...we fufill her wish...so we rejected...and went zhen fa...reach dere le...1st time i take crab...heck care..lol...den i wanna wash...but i dunno how...SOMEMORE THE CRAB STILL MOVING....so i see de person beside mi do wat...i jiu folo him do wat...den ltr still hard la...in e end tt person help mi...like a total babarian...he ripped de crab apart....wt!

den we start eating lo...shuwen juz keep on cooking..i tink she pay 13 bucks to cook de...-_- but nt bad la...she keep cookin for mi...so basically i juz keep eating lo....

and hor...de crab...we wash until so xin ku oso useless....de crab dun allow us to eat him...wtf....i cnt open up de pincer and eat the meat...gif up in de end...poor crab...die for nth...de pic below is de bloodi pincer tt cnt be opened...i tried knocking it against de table...zzz...i gif up man...


we went buy drink ltr and shuwen make 2 cups drop...lol...i stun tio den juz shout my usual phrase...U GANPUI AR?...den i tink she xia dao la....so sorry le shuwen....nt purposely one...LOL....den ltr we went home lo....


joke of the post
A guy walks past a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice "13.......13.......13.........13"

the man looked over to the hospital and saw a hole in the wall, he looked through the hole and gets poked in the eye.

The moaning voice then groaned '14.........14.........14.......14.'

where is my biscuit...shuwen!

BANKAI!!!

today had no work...went to nette hse to learn piano...woah..today de feeling nt bad for piano...i tink i got de hang of it a bit le....hmmm...qte satisfied....ltr on we set off...to mrt station...and halfway it suddenli juz rain heavily liddat....and de rain sort of pei he my feeling....coz i was feelin qte sad...over de obstacles i haf to face juz to ask von out for dinner for her bdae...and so...i was total wet....

haix...10th, 11th, 12th, 13th all nt free....so i decided...1 week ltr wun die...and on de 18th i proposed....and she seems reluctant...despite tt i m treating her -_- she juz wan whole wushu to go....and keep sayin this and tt...ya...btw 10th she is meeting singhua....now is nt abt singhua or watever....is total shit...dun say wat la...juz say abt frenz....i tink liddat even as fren oso got barrier...wat for man....juz a dinner and still haf to come up wif so mani excuse or watever....realli will feel xin han....halfway i juz realli dun feel lyk replying her le...and i did...like a wtf so juz forget it la...happily tink abt wat to do for ur bdae and things liddat....den u juz haf to spoil everythin...keep sayin those things tt make mi sian like madd....rejecting and rejecting...i oso dun care le...juz leave it la...nabei

and on top of everythin...bok is juz pissing mi off......


joke of the post
wat wil is trying to do is juz a total joke....dis whole post is de joke le...telling u how stupid i look...

watever....

BANKAI!!!

Friday, December 28, 2007

today went to work again...training...role playing sux...i m juz so unable to speak in big grps...haix....

i haf a 50% chance tt i will be posted to ijc for selling of time magazine...de word is sian...yes...i am almost emotion-less now...totalli no mood for anythin...strangers again....i hate strangers...strangers sux!

i tink i sux...still nid to stick to own frenz during job...and still cnt break thrugh my own barrier and make new frenz over dere...i tink i am one of the quietest guy over dere ba....

i watch dou niu ai mai ep 6 until part 4 and i stopped...coz jin zi cong is like bloodi pathetic now..and i cnt watch on further...i wanna juz go and slp....


joke of the post
During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband: Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an hour?"

The hubby replied: "Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life."

hoping tt ajc is in de blank for tml....

BANKAI!!!

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

i wan my own island....an island where i live for myself and dunnid to account to any1....

i tink i am getting emo...further things shall nt be mentioned...lets juz end here...and off i went for slp....aft nt sleeping for 1 day +


joke of the post
One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's her half brother. The same problem happens again four more times!

The girl starts to get pissed off. She goes to her mom and says, "Mom... What have you been doing all your life? Dad's been going around laying every maiden in the town and now I can't marry any of the five guys I like because they have turned out to be my half brothers!!!"

Her mom replies, "Don't worry darling, you can marry any one of them you want, he isn't really your dad."

BANKAI!!!

came back from yst de activity...finalli yst i can say is qte nicely planned...at 1st still beri troubled abt how to go abt it...but i did it!

1stly went to meet up wif pks they all...but before tt...i went wif dog to army market...and we eat a bowl of fish peice noodles....den set off...when we reach...jiu set off for alvin and chipmunks...it is a nice show...a beri heartwarming and sweet show...i watch and smile from de heart....nice songs too....

aft tt went tpy to meet kr cw and yk...teo and olk ps...so we went to eat at sakura...30 bucks each...zz...i sponsor yk 5 and cw 2....kr bo...so sad....den pks they all de table near us too...coz they oso eatin dere but nt sitting tgt...nice plan right...put both grps in same place...de food is nt bad la....lol...green tea!...green tea dere ROX......

aft tt dam full...and went to dhoby to meet teo olk and bok...they at arcade...we play bball shooting at arcade like maddd...and DAM IT...i take de daytona machine...ALL SPOIL ONE...steering wheel gg de....anyway bball shooting...TRAIN LA....de muscles dam ache 1.....

den we walk back to cine and a while more...we head for national treasure.....aft national treasure...we went for land EX....walk to tanglin den botanic den nissan and back to orcahrd...nice walk dere....

went cw hse eat steamboat....starting to get sleepy...but ltr dota wif olk and bok...ok i m back...kr cw teo all sleep...onli i play...go home bath le pks say "OEI KIN" den the ip come liaoz...den i cont again...and ltr rest and start talkin on msn den ltr inhse...den until now...so tt means...PEEPS...I HABEN SLEEP YET......zzzz...somemore yst drink alcohol...nt bad de la...but i feel qte tired le...

perhaps a bit unwell liaoz...nvm tonight gonna slp earli...den tml EARLI MORNING go work...dam it,....but the good thing is...von is gg too! YAY....hmmm...hope tml will be a good day man....yea i mean it...

anyway GUYS...MERRY XMAS....
and for the NS shits....GO BACK TO HELL...and cya!


joke of the post
An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them.When they arrived at the doctors, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory.

After checking the couple out, the doctor told them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down and make notes to help them remember things.The couple thanked the doctor and left.

Later that night while watching TV, the man got up from his chair and his wife asked, "Where are you going?" He replied, "To the kitchen." She asked, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?" He replied, "Sure." She then asked him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" He said, "No, I can remember that."

She then said, "Well I would also like some strawberries on top. You had better write that down because I know you'll forget that." He said, "I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries."

She replied, "Well I also would like whipped cream on top. I know you will forget that so you better write it down."With irritation in his voice, he said, "I don't need to write that down! I can remember that."

He then fumes into the kitchen.

After about 20 minutes he returned from the kitchen and handed her a plate of bacon and eggs.

She stared at the plate for a moment and said angrily: "I TOLD you to write it down! You forgot my toast!"

cherish it when u haf it....
dun miss it aft it is gone....

BANKAI!!!

Monday, December 24, 2007

yst went nette hse to learn piano....qte hard de la...zzz...i tink i may not make it man....but if i manage to learn it...it is juz so cool la....

today went to work at a roadshow....at farrer park dere....reach dere le...realise earli for 30 mins...dotx la...zzz....spastic....den rot lo..finalli start work...and i m some sort of a bouncer...dun let de bangalas cut queue...ya...we r promoting starhub hi-card and top-up card...and all de customers are bangalas and indians...zzzz....i tink they flooding the queue and it is qte smelly...aft standing for whole day...finalli ended....and had a box of fried rice to eat..i cnt finish it and so...ya...went home aft tt...but zzz...de money is going into the BANK!!!

nice time accompanying u to the mrt toilet...hehe

tml is gonna be busy again...i tink i meeting ks they all for lunch and movie...den go meet kr cw teo olk for dinner and den rot a while and den midnight movie and stayout overnite juz liddat....wow la...my wallet...gg...1 hole for sure...den lcpsk meetin on 25th since i fully booked....so overnite for 24th and go home pack pack a bit jiu go out again....and 25th von ask my go church for a skit...hmmm...is 1030...but kr nt free lei...and i dunwan go alone....zzzz....dunno la...see how...at most dun go lo....

wa...now leg feeling qte cold de...meaning...it gif mi a sleepy feeling.....the feeling of coldness is nice to sleep de...like raining de weather lo...so i am sleeping real soon man....tml and 25th will be tough...den 26th gg for job trg le....holy mama...i barely haf time to sleep la!!!! WAT ABT MY DOTA AND MAPLE!!!!!

hope tml cw can stayout too...if nt less ppl...so spastic...i shall buy alcohol for once for de 1st time tml...1 bottle will do...drink and emo a bit overnite lo...hehe....see how la hor....


joke of the post
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open. The bride agrees.

After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his drawer has been left open. She peeks inside and sees 3 golf balls and $1,000.She confronts her husband and asks for an explanation.

He explains "Every time I was unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball in the drawer."

She figures 3 times in 30 years isn't bad and asks "But what about the $1,000?"

He replied "Whenever I got a dozen golf balls, I sold them"

how hectic man

BANKAI!!!

Saturday, December 22, 2007

lets start from yst ba....went cine wif 5 wonders....opps...is 4...coz excluding myself...yea....and so ate pastamania...thx ys for the pizza treat...go NS guo ran different le...den ltr on keep walkin ard and shopping...and of coz took neoprint....haha....yea it is safe and sound in my wallet...and aft tt went junhui hse...a pity nette cnt go...zzz...make my day dampen sia....but nvm....went junhui hse borrow pretty face back...hehe...and her mum cooked alot la...woah....wat a good host....and went home at 10+...wif a tulan mood....(von gg trg on fri wif singhua at the eunos job dere...meaning...they r working tgt) reach home see my bro got new hp...nokia 5610 xpress music...3.2 megapixel fone...more tulan...his hp betta than me when he barely reach sec 1....den ltr xiongjiejie tell me singhua and von bf and gf alrdy i ultra wtf....but in e end is juz she guess one -_-...nonetheless...it is enuff to make me sian and tulan wif everythin..went dota wif a sf and i tink i pissed olk off.....cw ask me relac when i aggro like siao and keep killing....well...tt makes my troubles run off and i m back to normal....

today finall ended the 2day job at chs bookshop..earning 65 bucks in total....ok la...i m contended...anyway...made some good frenz dere...actualli juz 2 la...lol...but who cares man....chs ppl are still de same...noisy and funni as usual...i was liddat in de past too :) went home and was total tired...worked from 7 am to 4pm today...carryin books here and dere...serving the parents...yawns...i haf certainly grown a lot a lot muscles le....like popeye liddat liaoz....but i dun like eat spinach...so my popeye power different one....is eat satay one....woots...i love satay....

gt plan of gg kbox wif cw and kr overnite on 24th 1....but ma de?....xmas PROMOTION is like 1 person 38++....tt certainly doesnt sound like a PROMOTION to me la? zzzz....so everythin oso haben finalise yet...oso haben finalise who to ask...

24th is gonna be messy...suddenli got so mani dates...cham liaoz la...i dunno how to plan liaoz....and mabbe lcpsk wanna go out too?...tt time i rmb kh asked....so is ard...ks, lcpsk, kr & cw, and de last...von (which shuld be rejecting my request to go out..LOL...sui bian la..heck)


joke of the post
A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!".

Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep.

The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!",

the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

WTF la...poor blind boy...lol de...

BANKAI!!!

Thursday, December 20, 2007

BIG GIVE-AWAY FOR XMAS


joke no.1
The class assignment in composition was to write about something unusual that happened during the past week.

Little Irving got up to read his. "Papa fell in the well last week - " he began.

"Good heavens," shrieked Mrs. Kroop, the teacher. "Is he all right now?"

"He must be," said little Irving. "He stopped yelling for help yesterday."


joke no.2
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend, he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?"

"My mother died in June, and left me $10,000." said the friend. "Gee, that's tough," he replied.

"Then in July," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $50,000." The man looking concerned says, "Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed."

The friend continues, "And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000." "Three close family members lost in three months??? How sad!!!"

"Then this month,..." continued, the friend, "Nothing! Not a single dime!"


joke no.3
One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he noticed two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man. "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.

"Oh, come along with me then." the man from the limousine said excitedly. "But sir, I have a wife with two children!" "Bring them along! And you, come with us too!" he said to the other man. "But sir, I have a wife with six children!" the second man answered. "Bring them as well!"

So, they all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a vehicle as large as the limousine. One of the poor fellows expressed his gratitude, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The rich man replied, "No, thank you... the grass at my place is about three feet tall and I could use the help!"


joke no.4
A man went to his doctor seeking help for his terrible addiction to cigars. The doctor was quite familiar with his very compulsive patient, so recommended an unusual and quite drastic form of aversion therapy.

"When you go to bed tonight, take one of your cigars, unwrap it, and stick it completely up your asshole. Then remove it, rewrap it, and place it back with all the others in such a fashion as you can't tell which one it is. The aversion is obvious: you won't dare smoke any of them, not knowing which is the treated cigar."

"Thanks doc, I'll try it." And he did. But three weeks later he came back and saw the doctor again. "What? My recommendation didn't work? It was supposed to be effective even in the most addictive of cases, such as yours is!"

"Well, it kind of worked, doc. At least I was able to transfer my addiction," said the patient. "What in the hell is that supposed to mean?"

"Well, I don't smoke cigars anymore, but now I can't go to sleep at night unless I have a cigar shoved up my ass..."


LOL...MERRY XMAS IN ADVANCE!

BANKAI!!!

time to blog...zzzz...coz yst went home den qte tired le so nvr blogg....

yst went to watch tou ming zhuan wif cw kr yk teo and olk...and yst shall be named "coincidence day" we meet into olivia outside suki sushi of cine lol....and aft tt saw teng entering de cinema...and ask us wat show...yuan lai same cinema show as us...so i say cya later...and when we go in and sit dwn...she was DERE....juz beside me...HOLY MAMA....zzz? it is juz so coincidence...den i oso dunno wat to do la..dunno shuld talk to her anot...but we came wif diff frenz...but we noe each other and sittin beside each other....so i dunno lo zzz....

aft tt went eat food court...i nearli total sian diao...1 die die dunwan fast food... immediately almost all choices out....and 1 even say go home eat....dunno go out ganpui....but i decided nt to waste any1 time and juz go food court lo...come out to eat food court...orchard somemore...speechless....and i tryin to keep de high-ness atmosphere dere...but i tink is qte hard....in e end left mi and kr lo.....so we walk ard to look for "ideas" (ssshhhh) and hmm...gotten qte a lot man...we saw some crystals and i tink is realll nice la...but is too ex...so see see can le...LOL....and ltr we walk to 1 end of the street lightings...reached tanglin road...actualli i feel lyk continuing de...coz tt stretch of road i nvr see before...i wanna cont and see where i will end...but decided nt to ba..and so walk back...walk all e way to dhoby ghault and take mrt to marina bay and home sweet home.....how tiring man....

today went chs work....woohoo...qte ok la...anyway thx zhaoqin for de xmas present yea? lol....
fri gonna work again and i tink fri qte stressed de la...sellin textbooks...haix...zzz...SCARY LAAA

juz nw smsing and nearli gek xim la...actualli alrdy gek xim...but decided to control myself not to...ya and now hai hao...

ANYWAY....dog ks ys is back!...lol....dota wif TDL...and as usual...total ownage...yawns.....lol....i wonder how they look like when they r botak...haha....and dog total heck hi-card money la...wow la....go NS become liddat le...SO generous~

tml gg out wif 7 wonders excluding maggie....ya...lol...i tink wun resort to food court...decided is either pastamania or long john le i tink...but if any changes i oso wun mind la....lol...den i tink nxt is coffee time...tcc if nt wrong...den ltr jiu shi neoprint....zzz


joke of the post
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home.

She read, "...and so the pig went up to the man with the wheel barrow full of straw and said, "Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that man said?"

One little boy raised his hand and said, "I think he said 'Holy Shit! A talking pig!'"

The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

BANKAI!!!

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

juz had a talk wif muikoon....it is a nice talk...but somehow i realise sth...aft 2 yrs of JC...i dun haf much close frenz in de cls...LOL....almost all are those tt will lose contact sooner or later...is juz a matter of time....

perhaps those may haf a chance to stick wif me forever....can be counted wif de fingers of my 2 hands...

hmmm...a lot of ppl has known me as a quiet person...especially J1 wushu...which joanne tells me...haha...but in actual fact...i started from a loud person...a DAM LOUD person...which u can testify wif kr cw teo and dog.....

this shows how much i haf changed for the past 2 yrs....

perhaps becos i no longer noe how to interact wif ppl...tt is y i choose to remain silent....
perhaps becos life now is no longer tt simple as it is in de past in chs....
perhaps becos i no longer has de mood and drive to create jokes and laughter like in de past...
perhaps becos i feel nt much meaning in everythin i do le.....and juz livin for de sake of living...
perhaps becos i haf lost the confidence to be loud.....

welll...too mani reasons...to be clear of which is de real 1...perhaps all constitute to the current me....

and mabbe becos of this...i nid to dota even more...to gain back confidence...to tell myself i am not a loser....to tell myself nth is impossible.....and mabbe to hypnotise myself....

somehow without the TDL dota session...de emo session wif dog and ks aft our dota session...i feel sth lacking...and oso...no longer seeing yst@n popping online....afterall he is de closest fren i haf made in 0306....at least he tells me everythin and hides nth from me.....dis is de thingy i wan from brothers...from frenz....tt is y me myself usualli tell ppl things abt me....ppl i like...ppl i dislike...but afterall..dis is nt an exchange quest...so it cnt be fair....

becos in dota...de lvl difference in skill....tt is y i suggested gg into maple as well..where every1 can play tgt...but tt is juz too naive....de lvl gap and job difference make it hard...but i believe if we reach higher lvl...we can hunt things tgt...but den again...dere are ppl who lag behind...and is lag behind like madddd......so gunbound? dunnid to pia lvl and can juz play whenever u wan...but den again....some rejected coz they tink their aiming sux.....hmmm...so wat can we play tgt?

wat an emo post today...yea...i dare to shout out loud....I AM EMO NOW!
emo abt frenz...emo abt future...emo abt past...and emo abt u.....
but i say...dis time i wun feel gek xim so easily....i will work harder.....


joke of the post
A deep-sea diver is twenty feet below sea level when he sees another guy with no scuba gear. He goes down another thirty feet, and the guy with no equipment stays with him.

He takes out a waterproof chalkboard and writes, "How the hell can you stay down this deep without equipment?"

The guy takes the chalkboard and writes, "You asshole, I'm drowning."


lol dis joke is damm funni i tell u.....
你说把爱渐渐放下会走更远
或许命运的签只让我们遇见

BANKAI!!!

Monday, December 17, 2007

today is juz another usual day...maple dota maple dota...but lets start from yst....

yst went bball wif kf and thia and thia's fren..so i ask teo over too...and we played...de best match is mi and teo vs kf thia and thia's fren...lol....coz mi and teo de teamwork rox as usual...pass here pass dere fast and fury and de ball went in...cool bi le....

and aft tt went 888 plaza eat kfc wif teo...i wanna try de spicy fries ma...hmmm...is qte different from cheese fries ba...but i can say is nt bad...cham liaoz...nxt time i dunno which 1 to upgrade to...haix...sian diao...both qte nice de la....

today jiu bball wif my sis my bro and my cousin lo...went bball dwnstairs den fite against strangers...and since is liddat...it seems like i am de onli one playin....zzz..i run here run dere to def against 3 ppl...zzz..and my left leg trip over my right leg and opps..i fall dwn...flat on both knees and both palms...OUCH...now knee a bit pain....haix sian...so malu somemore...long time nvr fall dwn le...zzzz.....

is time to learn a lot of things...zzz...i wonder if i can make it....


joke of the post
A police officer was patrolling the highway when he sees a guy tied up to a tree, crying. The officer stops and approaches the guy. "What's going on here?", he asks.

The guy sobs, "I was driving and picked up a hitchhiker. He pulled a gun on me, robbed me, took all my money, my clothes, my car and then tied me up."

The cop studied the guy for a moment, and then pulled down his pants and whipped out his dick. "I guess this isn't your lucky day, pal!"


i was tinkin if dis joke shuld be posted...coz de word "dick" is like a bit hiong ar...but i tink is qte funni...so juz read de jokes wif a 平常心 and it will be fine...

BANKAI!!!

Saturday, December 15, 2007

desktop gg again..haix...kind of a sian abt it le...haha...shall nt bother le man...anyway tml is de day tt dog and ks and ys enter NS...wish u all all de best man....and qi...hope u r nt dead yet.....

wun haf anymore TDL dota session often le...gonna miss it man.....

i await u all to come back....i love u all brothers!!!!


joke of the post
A guy comes home from work, walks into his bedroom, and finds a stranger fucking his wife. He says, "What the hell are you two doing?" His wife turns to the stranger and says, "I told you he was stupid."

hmm...1 day has passed....

BANKAI!!!

Thursday, December 13, 2007

i miss u badly now....alamak

BANKAI!!!

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

juz like wat dog and ys feels....everythin we do is juz like 豪无意义..total meaningless...

watch dou niu ai mai oso qte sad de...jin zi cong did everythin for hebe from young to now...even sacrificing in silence...and in e end...he cnt even be compared to shen ruo hou....see liaoz oso gek xim....dis show mabbe jiu shi wan tell us...effort alone is nt enuff...fate and feel is de most important....

mabbe most ppl listen to dis song will feel its boring....but this song is played when jin zi cong kena traffic accident and had a baluku on his head....but he still hold on and run to save hebe....and he carry her in de rain to de hospital.....and de flashback of de past where he oso carry hebe and run from a dog until he fall dwn and injure his knee when they were young...

hebe: 你干吗在跌倒之前不把我放下来
zi cong: 在没有确保小姐的安全之前，子聪绝对不会把小姐放下来

gg to bath and set off for farewell le...gonna be late real soon man....

sad life..

BANKAI!!!

went for pub ATTEMPTS wif lcpsk and junhui and it failed...nid 21 yrs old...in e end went coffee bean -_-

aft tt went to the prom hotel to find dem....took fotos wif some frenz...all wear until so hiong sia...hmmm....u r realli beri pretty....but the camera suddenli cok up...but aft i went kbox and check it out..it is ok again...haix...realli heaven will ma?

aft all de foto session...went kbox wif qi liang and ys...sing from 12 to 6...sing until throat gg liaoz...still struggling....den sing until out of tune le...but dun care la....

went home at 6+ aft the rain subside...and when i reach home...i cnt slp...so maple a while wif teo and now i decided to slp...

feeling qte emo now...hope slp can help a bit...and hope i can get to slp....

perhaps i haf been putting on a brave front all these while....

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Tuesday, December 11, 2007

long time bo blog le...so here i am again....lets start from the ks chalet ba...ks chalet is nt bad ba...a rojak of ppl...mix here mix dere...den become qte tasty tt type....ya...so i get to noe ken and ler xian more....lol....if i go in NJC 2 yrs ago...i tink i will be part of their gang....LOL....

unexpected...dis yr din went lan...which is a bit sian for me..coz i love lan...but another happy thingy....ks tuition fren...if i nt wrong is eva...a bit chio and cute la....see liaoz oso feel qte shuang...but she nxt day zao off le...zzz...no more ice cream for my eye....sian diao le...thrughout the chalet i keep sleeping too..LOL...dis is my sleeping power...even zhiwen is impressed....

at the bbq nite....daniel left earli...and he came dwn wif tears and red eyes....wow la...haix...actualli at 1st nvr feel anythin at all...den he liddat...haix...make me qte emo abt separation too...a guy cry is nt easy la...he muz be sad to part wif us A LOT A LOT....daniel...take care....we r buddies forever....矮的

chalet de thingy mostly is liddat lo....nxt is today de bball session...10 ppl...fragrant full...SUX LA...den haf to go mandai.....which got a bunch of kids kick soccer...so how...we kick dem off la....bu ran....today de skills ar...abit off form la...sian...

aft bball went my hse...cw kr dog teo olk mi..they 5 look at me play god of war (gow)...from 12+ all e way until 5 den olk and teo zao...den ltr 6 cw zao...kr and dog stay on and 3 of us like a team liddat...solving it tgt....all e way until 845 den tulan le...coz bloodi pandora box juz dunwan to come out....nid complete dunno how mani more shits to get it...den aft tt we went kfc eat...den chat until 10 den send dem to admiralty mrt station and walk home...walkin alone in de small rain is definitely qte peaceful...den suddenli emo a bit....dog gg in dis sat le...ks oso...den no TDL game le...haix....sian lo....nxt time de bball session..less and less ppl liaoz la....


joke of the post
A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a wasp buzzed into the woman's vagina. The husband covered her with a coat, pulled on his shorts, carried her to the car and made a dash to the hospital.

After examining her, the doctor explained that the wasp was too far in to be reached with forceps. He suggested the husband try to entice it out by putting honey on his penis, penetrating her and withdrawing as soon as he felt the wasp.

The man agreed to try, but because he was so nervous, he couldn't rise to the occasion. "if neither of you objects," the medic said, "I could give it a try."

Under the circumstances, both agreed. The doctor quickly undressed, slathered on some honey and mounted the woman. The husband watched with increasing alarm as the doctor's thrust continued for several long minutes. "Hey, What the hell is happening?"

"Change of plans," The physician panted. " I'm going to drown the little bastard!."

brothers rox....
somehow...de memory of 2 of us shopping in de amk hub come to my mind...

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Thursday, December 06, 2007

today came back from chalet...in overall...de wushu chalet is generallly realli rotting...other than de gathering wif the chs juniors which is qte heartwarming....haix...cnt realli slp well dere...always slp on bed den ppl shouting like maddd...den keep waking up...den got qte tulan and juz leave de bed...den come back every1 sleeping le..bed taken sleeping bags taken...den sleep floor...like a wtf....2 days oso sleeping on floor...tulan...come bak haben slp yet man....gonna slp soon....

learnt abt magic cube le...i tink i took ard 30 mins to learn everythin from scratch to end from cw....and i tink my memory ar...nt bad de la...lol....

tml gg changi airport and fri gg chalet again...hope this time can slp la...zzz...

reach home 1st thing to noe is tt de com is spoilt...wth?....so now haf to resort to laptop...installed maple on laptop le...but de keyboard so squeezy...will play until hand cramp 1 la...zz....tulan....everythin cocking up man....

juz realised...hmmm a lot things haf changed....things are no longer the same as de past le....yup....

went off wif the chs juniors instead of the ajcs....actualli is qte miss de periods wif the chs juniors 1....mabbe becos in chs juniors...at least they like respect me qte a lot....den is like u can realli say anythin u wan to dem...or be ba dao and haf wilful demands....now tt they in maple...woohooo...more contacts man...

shuld be able to organise last bball session for dog...before he set off for the jungle...this time will ask jack....shuld be de 13th....which is nxt thurs....and slowly less and less ppl for bball session as ppl starts to enter the army....

start watching 斗牛要不要 ep 1....tml cai watch ep 2 ba...haha...hebe is realli chio man...and de stunts are like wow...nt bad la....


joke of the post
As a painless way to save money, a young couple arranged that every time they have sex the husband puts his pocket change into a china piggy bank on the bedside table. One night while being unusually athletic, he accidentally knocked the piggy bank onto the floor where it smashes.

To his surprise, among the masses of coins, there are handfuls of five and ten dollar bills.

He asks his wife "What's up with all the notes?", to his wife which replies, "Well, not everyone is as cheap as you are."


斗牛 ai mai
mai lai la....

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Sunday, December 02, 2007

whole body wan break dwn liaoz....yst went bball wif kf and thia...from like 3+ to 9...hiong ar...den today morn...10 ppl...3 rounds of full court of 21 points...siao la....now walk...feel damm sour...and painnn...and butt...zzz...butt and leg cramp la....neck oso qte pain...den last time chalet de mosquito bite oso haben recover...neh de...like a gg.....

ho seh...maple lvl 45 le..song bo...i am on good track...work glove scroll glove for dex...scrolled 4 10% and 2 succceeed...scrolled 1 60% and it failed...WAT IS THIS!?....zzz...so overall is 2 10% passes out of 5 slots...zzz....but impaler a bit gg le...i scrolled 3 10% and all failed...now left 4 slots....haix...tulan and sian liaoz...time to get another one from jeremy...LOL.....

nxt week hiong liaoz...
monday tue wed wushu chalet....
thurs go changi airport Terminal 3 wif 7 wonders...
fri sat sun is ks de chalet....
den tue is prom which our gang who nvr go prom is gg out...
wed is farewell.....
nice schedule man....

anyway...HAPPY BDAE TO HELEN MAN.....


joke of the post
Clinton dies and of course goes straight to hell. When he gets there the Devil greets him and offers him three ways to spend eternity.

They go to the first door and the Devil shows him Newt Gingrich, hanging from the ceiling with fire under him. Bill says "Oh no! That's not how I want to spend all eternity......."

They go to the second door. The Devil shows him Rush Limbaugh chained to the wall being tortured. Bill says "Oh no! Not for me!"

They go to the third door. Behind it is Ken Starr, chained to the wall with Monica Lewinsky on her knees giving him a blowjob. Bill thinks and decides, "Hmmm, looks okay to me. I'll take it." The Devil then says, "Good. Hey Monica, you've been replaced."

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