Wednesday, January 30, 2008

tdy went back ajc wushu...get to noe liang lei...hmm...a nice and frenly gal.....

in e end onli 4 ppl eat....mi cw yumin and teng....and de meal isn't beri enjoyable for mi...i am having stomach cramp/gastric/excessive air in stomach....no matter wat...stomach juz hurts big time....

in e end cw tell mi if is excessive air...can solve by either burp or fart...i chose de latter....wah...a lot air lei...keep farting non stop....

aft a series of kamikaze fart cannon....i recover le...but still....although nt pain...i cont to fart....i tink today is de day i farted de most.....like a non stop farter gun.....no wonder so pain! SO MANI AIR INSIDE....and den i cai noe...hmmm...yuan lai stomach is linked to my pi gu....

haf u wondered...why too mani air in stomach will feel pain.....hmmm....den how did de air enter de stomach oso....talked to yifang jacob and xinyi over fone...yuan lai philosophy is not da dao li...is those complex qn like why humans exist etc etc...hmmm mabbe i can be a philosopher nxt time...coz i always ask beri good qn tt no1 can tink of an ans...but it always make sense...but becos they cnt come out wif ans...so they always say i talk nonsense.....


joke of de post
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie!

The genie said, "OK. You released me from the lamp, blah, blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes. So you can forget about getting three wishes. You only get one wish.

The man sat down on the beach and thought about it for awhile. Then he said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii; but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so that I can drive over there to visit?"

The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible! Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete... how much steel...! No. Think of another wish."

The man tried to think of another wish. Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced several times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So I wish that I could understand women... know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment...know why they're crying...know what they really want when they say, 'Nothing'...know how to make them truly happy...."

The genie said, "You want that bridge two lanes or four?"

i wanna noe more abt this world.....

BANKAI!!!

Monday, January 28, 2008

this is de 400th post...woah....and juz nice today i gonna blog qte long...yea....

today is perhaps 1 of de worst day i haf felt....is nt literally feel lyk crying...is tt tears are realli on de verge of coming out le...and my face are trembling nt wif anger...but wif de strength to hold my tears back....

is nt juz today that cause the tears to flow out so easily...but de accumulation of sucky and seriously sucky things tt happen.....

1stly....my 1st sec sch tt i got...bowen...1st whole week i nvr go bowen...i went PJC and collect payment so i dunno wat is gg on in bowen...but 7 ppl in bowen...every1 1 sales....i juz felt so unfair....is no longer called pathetic...is called super duper pathetic.....

2nd sch i got...beatty...another neighbourhood...1st day i oso wasn't dere...i was at bowen....1st day is most impt. for name collection...and when i go on 2nd day...i onli can collect 28 names...and is de most among mi jean and cherlyn alrdy...3rd day usualli is wait for payment...yea..beatty....800+ sales...nt say beri good...but juz average...somemore...yst i called 20+ beatty to reach my 1k...zero came back....

den de nxt thingy tt happen is over de weekend...where i muz admit i am kind of a stressed up for de 1k sales...finding customers...even myself and my close frenz....like a despo dog....and finalli...i reach 1k...though relieved...but tired and drained alrdy.....

today went peicai...my 3rd sch....i carried de big bag of brochere which is like beri heavy...i put in my bag and it juz hurts for my shoulder...streetdirectory.com teach mi how to go de old peicai...and it is so ulu...i walk until finalli saw le...and they put a notice saying they shifted campus....we walked ard and asked ard...gave up in e end and took cab....de walking ard took more than 30 mins...wif such heavy brocheres in my bag...and when we reach dere...realise there is so mani brochere dere...so why they ask mi take home and bring over in de 1st place...

aft tt is the name collection...totally sux....de students attitude...seriously la...flawed....bloodi problem up in their mind....talk to dem...they look right look left look up looke dwn...like u non existance...den de 1st table i talk to...i shout a bit loud so tt every1 can hear...coz canteen beri noisy...they beri spread out...10+ students...den in e end...onli 5 write dwn...1 still say treat mi drink i write....he tink wat...i print money?...den oso got ppl...i talk and talk le...den they fool ard...write their name but their fren's number...criss here cross dere...foolin ard...den got 1 juz say dunwan dunwan...keep rejecting....i alrdy said write dwn name doesnt mean wanna buy right....which part of my sentence they dun understand....aft all these....de 2nd break...de customers...i talk to dem in a sian tone alrdy...previous batch i alrdy wanna punch dem alrdy...serious...my fist nearli come out...i controlling onli....dis batch..i tell dem in sian tone..and talk more briefly...less info abt de magazine...and i say i tired alrdy...juz write ur name dwn...i call u to tell u more...den got more ppl write...i tink they sense tt i got some unhapiness in mi alrdy...irritate mi further...mabbe they will die....in e end onli collect 26 names...

de surrounding oso sux....birds shit all over...i tink de birds dere oso got problem....diahhrea i tink....and attitude prob oso...go and poke samuel nasi lemak when he eat halfway and leave it dere awhile onli..de auntie oso took away my green tea and samuel 100 plus when we haben drink finish and go to booth attend customer...doesnt she feel some weight in de can? bloodi dumb man....

den i tink...bowen...beatty...den now dis fucking peicai? all de cock up sales juz piss mi off alrdy...ppl dunman high 10k 4 ppl...we bowen so little sales 7 ppl....fucked up man...1 cok nvm...gimme 3 cock?

den ltr at office...at evening...ask mi bring telescope home...tml bring to peicai....from woodlands go serangoon...bring such a big telescope....yst brochere oso i bring?...like tink wat...i no temper isit....testing my patience....i in e end juz throw de telescope on de table and shouted at samuel...actualli i shout nt becos i angry at him...but actualli i m dam unhappy abt de whole situation alrdy and dis thingy trigger it....coz at tt time ar...i shout at samuel...same time...i wanna feel lyk crying...i shout so tt release some energy out...den dun keep inside de heart ma...beri xin ku u noe? so i juz shout lo...den ltr tryin to hold back my tears...realli...like 99% abt to flow out le...got de beri strong feeling....if i nvr use all my strength to hold it back..it will juz flow....juz wanna vent out....i oso dunno why dis time will feel lyk crying...but tt is all abt it..continuous 3 cock and de students attitude are the most irritating...

if not for 2nd intake..i will juz quit on de spot...SERIOUS....even wif 2nd intake...i oso considering...realli is too much...if de 4th sch fucked up again i realli wan complain le...such unfairness? ppl cheat i nvr cheat i alrdy giving dem chance le...if all these wanna cont coming ar...pls la..fuck off man....ppl jacob dunman 100+ names...acs oso a lot names...den now ko chuan oso 100+ names...not like i sux at collecting names...i am good at building frenship wif de customers...dun tink i hao lian but i juz wanna state out de facts...juz look at my PJC....but de name collection sux...nt becos of us...but becos of de AMAZING schs that we got....so wat u wan mi to do den?

in e end i sms samuel say sorry...coz i shouted at him infront of qte a lot of ppl...felt bad aft tt...but now i oso recover le....nt realli feel so fed up...but i realli felt gek xim....JC sales i rank so nt bad..and my sec sch juz pull mi dwn...


joke of de post
Woman rushes into her house one morning and yells to her husband,
"Sam, pack up your stuff. I just won the lottery!"

"Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?"

"Whatever. Just so you're out of the house by noon!"

juz so dwn on my luck...
try it man....

BANKAI!!!

Sunday, January 27, 2008

gettin freaked and fucked up becos of de 1k......DAMN.....still short 380.....

BANKAI!!!

today went to buy cny shirt wif kr cw and yk...well...cok things happen during de meeting of yk...zzz...like a total spas for both of us...especially for mi...i juz keep alighting like idiot at every stop....

saw a nice 1 at this fashion at amk...but is free size and thus i cnt wear it...DAMN....i haf to gif it up....and a nice auntie wanna lend us her card to haf 20% discount...wat a nice person..thx lots le...

went bugis...ok...holy mama...took 10 mins ++++ to cross de road...and we saw de huge ppl mountain ppl sea inside de street and decided to eat 1st...kfc is de choice...shrimp pasta cheez is nice...i like.....

decided to go into de battlefield but by den...most of de soldiers have died...and so..we had an easier time...we went to 2nd floor...faster shop....i mean de shop name is faster....ya...i bought a shirt for 30 bucks...dunno isit worth it anot...it remains a question mark.....

nxt is our hot spot..de spot tt i recommend them last yr...woodlands checkpoint...i am de creator man!....nice shirts...cheap price....and i finalli bought a set of shirt and jacket...dis time...it is realli 2 peice and nt 1 peice like wat i always wear...congrats mi on de levelling up....

dis yr bought 2 shirt nia...but i wanna buy jeans...yea...kr said my jeans too plain..i tink so too...shall buy it real soon...

aft tt went eat dinner....hmmm....i realli curious abt a lot of things but cnt manage to ask finish....but personalli i tink some of my logics and theories do make sense.....is juz tt ppl nvr tink of it before...

took de bus home and on de journey home..i am alone...and i thought of de same old person accidentally....opps....

at bugis...i was kind of distracted...coz de 1k sales keep appearing in my mind...and i m realli kind of cnt put it dwn....and so...i din realli talk to de fullest at bugis...i was tinkin abt how to get the 1k sales by monday.....so near yet so far...god damn it.....srry guys if i spoiled ur mood at tt time...but my mind juz cnt sweep the thought of de 1k sales off....

de round of dota is good....and tt 1 round make me tempted for 2nd round...but of coz...every1 is off to sleep....full army today...kr cw mi teo olk....and we own dem upside dwn....de opponents....yea..and i mean realli upside dwn...nt dwnside up or watever....we gang like axe gang...and WOOTS...de feeling is awesome...long time nvr lead a team le....


joke of de post
Two dwarfs decide to treat themselves to a vacation in Las Vegas. At the hotel bar, they're dazzled by two women, and wind up taking them to their separate rooms.

The first dwarf is disappointed, however, as he's unable to reach a certain physical state that would enable him to join with his date. His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room, he hears cries of ONE, TWO, THREE...HUH! all night long.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, How did it go?

The first whispers back: It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get an erection.

The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't even get on the bed!"

how can glass be liquid!?
u mean i haf being stupid for 18 yrs?

BANKAI!!!

Friday, January 25, 2008

HAPPY BDAE YUE KAI! and on de day of yk's bdae...most ppl are weeping off over O lvl result....how sad it is man..to haf so mani ppl crying on ur bdae.....

tdy is de release on de O lvl result...yea...giraffe was sad...so i pei her and yongjie for dinner...but in fact...why m i de onli 1 eating when they ask mi out for dinner -_-...so wierd la...eatin de ramily burger is certainly messy for giraffe....haha....giraffe is juz like a mei mei to mi....of coz muz take care of her...can see she is sad la...but i cnt do anythin much...tt feeling sux....

anyway giraffe got 15 and yongjie 14....

aft tt reach home le call shu pei....long time nvr hear her voice le ma...so call her lo...yea...she got 17....and she is qte optimistic la...good...

on a lighter note...my sis gotten 7...o.0 lol...qte expected anyway....

you er gotten a 14....and zhao jing gotten a 17.....

yi fang is gettin bored recently...everyday i sign in she jiu ask mi talk -_-

today had no time to entertain jacob call....so sorry...coz i was talkin to zhao jing over de fone...and aft i hang up...dere is still msn to settle....so i had to hang jacob up....-_- anyway his dream is to sew my mouth up forever....

my mum say i siao....i watch coffee prince...i will keep laughing...actualli even if i nvr laugh out loud...i oso smiling...smiling from de btm of my heart...dunno why but it gimme a good feeling...wat a sweet show....

AND AND AND....giraffe finalli notice my eyelashes today aft 2 weeks of knowing mi.....and she whack mi becos of my curly nice long eyelashes....-_- haha...i feel proud to be whacked becos of my eyelash!

somehow i struggling for secondary sch sales lei...dunno why...sux...gg soon man....JC promos 13k....mabbe sec promos onli can reach 1.3k...-_- no la..will be higher but wun be beri high i tink...

deborah changed to sales...yay man! haha....

recently company beri messy sia...at least to mi la...i tink is beri messy....in wat context...figure it out urself.....


joke of de post
A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finally she agrees to go out with him. He takes her to a nice restaurant and buys her a fancy dinner with expensive wine. On the way home, he pulls over to the side of the road in a secluded spot. They start necking and he's getting pretty excited. He starts to reach under her skirt and she stops him, saying she's a virgin and wants to stay that way.

"Well, okay," he says, "how about a blow job?" "Yuck!" she screams. "I'm not putting that thing in my mouth!"

He says, "Well, then, how about a hand job?" "I've never done that," she says. "What do I have to do?""Well," he answers, "remember when you were a kid and you used to shake up a Coke bottle and spray your brother with it?" She nods. "Well, it's just like that."

So, he pulls it out and she grabs hold of it and starts shaking it.

A few seconds later, his head flops back on the headrest, his eyes close, snot starts to run out of his nose, wax blows out of his ear and he screams out in pain.

"What's wrong?!" she cries out.

"Take your thumb off the end!!"

no offence for dis dirty joke..i juz find it funni.. :)
pretty woman...walking dwn de street
pretty woman...oh holy shyt!

BANKAI!!!

Thursday, January 24, 2008

today is a sad day...cnt change team....i wan to work happily ma...got jacob and xinyi in another team...but it looks like i cnt fufill my dream...sadded....

and aft tt...i haf to realise my msn kena virus which made me totally siann-ed....frankly speaking...i dun like it when my com kena virus...i will be dam fed up...

jacob called mi and he oso say why my voice so dead...welll sorry abt tt but i was emo-ing and being sian abt de virus...

luckily in e end got happy things happen...gek han intro mi a job...yea...can hold 2 jobs tgt ma...woots...thx le gek han...

but overall...i m still qte sad abt de failure to change team coz i tot if mi and imran ok means can le...guess is juz de naive tinking on my part...arghhhh


joke of de post
Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines." "What did you do?" the other nuns asked. "Well, of course I threw them in the trash."

The second nun said, "Well, I can top that. I was in Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!" "Oh my!" gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?" they asked.

"I poked holes in all of them!" she replied.

The third nun fainted.

BANKAI!!!

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

struggle to watch finish de remaining coffee prince recorded tape....finalli finish up to date...is realli nice...i always will smile when i watch one....

de working enviroment is de environment i wan...happy and carefree frenly environment...no politics...juz all playin and fooling ard yet working tgt wif a smile on de face....how much i envy dem...to find such a good boss and environment....

i most like de is shan qi...LOL...he 1st time come in is snoobish one...as in look dwn on them..coz he tink they beri childish or watever...den ltr he oso become as playful as dem....lol..everytime i see him play wif dem i wanna laugh...like dunno lei...jiu shi feel shuang...seeing shan qi care so much for dem when he at 1st dun even bother....yea..guess dis is how human relationship works....from strangers to colleagues to frenz.....how nice....

hope meryl wun choose tio sac....if nt imran wun change wif mi...i wan change team wif imran...den i can go wif jacob and xinyi...den incredibles will be tgt again...becos dis team will be permanent...den i more sian...like no chance wif dem le liddat.....

i actualli switch off com le..but i switch on again juz to blog abt coffee prince working environment..lol...i wanna type abt it when i am in de mood of coffee prince...lol...muz type abt it when de joy is still in my heart....yea man....

ok la..gonna switch off again and go back to slp le....

NIGHTO~


joke of de post
Two men waiting at the pearly gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second.

"I froze to death," says the second. "That's awful, how does it feel to freeze to death?" says the first. "It's very uncomfortable at first, you get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How did you die?" says the second.

"I had a heart attack", says the first guy. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, bot no one was hiding there. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died."

The second man shakes his head. "that's so ironic" he says. "What do you mean?" asks the first man

"If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive."

lol...dis is call fate...

BANKAI!!!

Sunday, January 20, 2008

haha...wa...today hit record le...3.30 le and i still nt asleep....guess wat i doing....BUT i not gonna tell u!....

today went for dinner wif ys kh and pork....yea...de part abt where to eat is a bit draggy and tiring..but finalli settled for seoul...and yea..eat until full....and until they are abt to close....woots....and talk a lot nonsense of coz....

i am going broke seriously....i nid my jan pay asap PLS....ma de.....chao screwed...until now alrdy withdraw 200 bucks le...for everythin...transport..food...etc etc....adult fare sux....

today's hair cut is good too...i am so lucky!....haha...dis time my hair looks nt bad le..shuai qi + 200%...dun play play....

in de mrt scrolling my saved msg in my hp...den see shuwen send mi de msg last time...de "wilson tan...." msg....2 words msg...tryin to be funni....den she reply...."no lah..miss u onli..."is a good feeling to be missed ma...so i kept it....but dunno lei..somehow...she is leading her own life le...at least she got her tingkun to take care of her.....den will like kind of miss those days....anyway i oso leading my own life...

my life now...jiu shi work lo....like every1 set on their path to another stage le...all dun realli haf time to meet up.....ya....nt juz shuwen ba...but i oso cnt find much time to meet up wif other ppl too....ya..

tml still nid meet customer to pass her TICA...SUX BIG TIME.....yawns....but nvm la....she is a nice customer...juz tt i am lazy to do so...but still muz do ma...ok lo...do lo.....

i suddenli think again abt A lvl...my econs and GP realli screwed big time...i nt joking...i serious here.....ya...actualli aft As i forgot abt it le..haha...happy-go-lucky ma...but when de days are coming soon...sometimes will tink abt it...wat shuld i do aft i flop my As....retake? go poly? or step into de working society straight......well well well...i am fine wif anythin actualli...sui bian ma...but i oso dunno wat i wan....so i dunnno which decision to choose....but i certainly hope i wun flop...if nt everythin is so ma fan....i wan folo de crowd....dunwan repeat myself...sux de....

today saw new designs of keychain tag in mini toons...like my "wateva" and "i dun gif a damn"..now got "my job sucks", "why bother" and etc etc...i wan buy de...SO COOL la...let ppl in company see de tag of "my job sucks" LOL....but i decided to buy aft i get my pay....i oso wan buy de mini toons gummies aft my pay come out...is always my dream to buy tt w/o thinking abt de price...yea...i 100% going to do tt.....no1 can stop mi....

seems like i got a buddy in company le...JACOB.....his experience qte same as mi de lei...frequency oso qte correct juz tt he ask a lot more qn than i do.....and when his qn is oso stupid...he say i always ask stupid qn....-_-...haha...but i am glad to make a new buddy in my life...congrats le...wilson tan!


joke of de post
A blind man was walking down the street with his dog. They stopped at the corner to wait for the passing traffic.

The dog, at this point, started pissing on the mans leg. As the dog finished the man reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a doggie treat and started waving it at the dog.

A passerby saw all the events happening and was shocked. He approached the blind man and asked how he could possibly reward the dog for such a nasty deed.

The blind man replied "Oh I'm not rewarding him, I'm just trying to find his head so I can kick his ass."

OMG...is alrdy 3.45am....time to sleep...i nid it man!

BANKAI!!!

Saturday, January 19, 2008

i gg cut hair ltr....i hate the moment where i haf to go cut hair...coz beri ma fan la...i dunwan go dwn juz to cut hair...den still muz sit dere and stone...damn....

dunno wat to believe and wat not to...dunno who is right and who is wrong....dunno isit true or isit not....i oso beri messed up.....

last day at PJC....and giraffe nvr come talk to mi much....sadded....

FAREWELL! PJC new frenz....


joke of de post
A woman walks into the store and purchases the following:
1 small box of detergent
1 Bar of soap
3 individual servings of yogurt
2 oranges
1 stick of women'ss deodorant.

She then goes to the check out line.

Cashier: Oh, you must be single
Woman: You can tell that by what I bought?
Cashier: No, you're fucking ugly!

sian...cut hair....zzz

BANKAI!!!

Thursday, January 17, 2008

JC promos ending tml....ya...sales reach 11k le...shuld be able to reach 12k and get de 150 incentive...

get to noe a gal called deborah...she is beri nice....hmm...she gimme de jie jie feeling...ya...although she same age as mi la...but she feels mature enuff to be my jie jie...ya...got de jie jie aura jiu dui le.....

tml last day gg pjc...perhaps i will miss all my new frenz dere....farewell le!


joke of de post
In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin. She was very proud of it.

She knew her last days were getting closer, so she told the local undertaker that she wanted the following inscription on her tombstone:"Born as a virgin, lived as a virgin, died as a virgin."

Not long after, the old maid died peacefully, and the undertaker told his men what the lady had said. The men went to carve it in, but as the lazy no-goods they were, they thought the inscription to be unnecessarily long.

They simply wrote: "Returned unopened."

BANKAI!!!

Monday, January 14, 2008

gif von her present le...perhaps i tink it will be her last present....coz now i haf decided....to start afresh...ya...

now den i noe why she so liddat....obviously noe yuan kai like her still liddat....now i noe...thx for de enlightenment teng....i nvr tot of tt before....yuan lai ppl will cheat one another to achieve their aims and goals....how scaryy....even to de extent of playing ppl's feeling....nvr ever expect myself to be a victim...dis is de 1st time...and de last time....

mark a end to de chapter...coz i haf finalli seen clearly...realli clear....

now tt i noe everythin....and her char is nt tt good afterall....time to settle dwn and prepare for NS....peaceful life....

i feel tt i haf grown up a bit...dun u feel so....

anyway...tt day went bowling and jack place wif incredibles..i got de last...zzz...lose wang ye somemore...wah lau...realli...incredibles is my new clique...and is a good one...a much more innocent one...at least we r de innocents among the dirtys....and it juz feel so special....thx heaven for lettin mi noe them...TY!

sales alrdy reach 9.94k..and tt feeling feels good....slowly climbing up from zero to now....will haf de sense of achievement...


joke of de post
A man and a woman were celebrating their 50th anniversary. They were talking before their dinner about how they should celebrate their big evening. The woman decided she would cook a big dinner for her husband.

Then he said they should do what they did on their wedding night and eat at the dinner table naked. The woman agreed.

Later that night at the table, the woman says, "Honey, my nipples are as hot for you as they were fifty years ago."

The man replies, "That's because they are sitting in your soup."

christians...-_-...how spastic.....
not in general...but most...

BANKAI!!!

Thursday, January 10, 2008

still workin on time magazine...pjc is nt bad...i get to noe some customers and became frenz...i got their msn..some of them are realli frenly yea?....at least now i can say i nt tt loner le....living a no-time-to-think life now...so nt beri emo....

this working society....i cnt apprehend it....ppl cheat den u folo suit juz becos u dunwan to lose out....den wat is de whole point....人在做，天在看...felt a bit gek xim abt dis society....mabbe nxt time i will become liddat oso...de harshness and disgusting side of society....who noes....juz hope tt i can change de environment instead of de environment changing mi.....

if not for de low pay of emitasia...dis job is realli a nice job....colleagues all so nice and frenly.....wat is dere more to ask for.....

today wang ye came back! haha....incredibles tgt for a short while again.....

today is von bdae...i finish de card le...but haben buy present yet...i got somehow an idea in mind....today = 10th...coz aft 12am le wad....

so....HAPPY BDAE VON!


joke of the post
One time there was an army camp in India that just received a new commander. During the new commanders first inspection everything checked out except one thing.

There was a camel tied to a tree on the edge of the camp. The commander asked what it was for, one of the soldiers who had been stationed there for a while explained to him that the men sometimes get lonely since there where no woman there so they have the camel.

The commander just let that go, but after a few weeks he was feeling very lonely so he ordered the men to bring the camel into his tent. The men did, and he went to work on it.

After about an hour the commander came out zipped up his pants and said, "So is that how the other men do it?"

One of the men responded, "No we usually just use the camel to ride into town."

人在做，天在看

BANKAI!!!

Monday, January 07, 2008

today went swimmin wif dog...long time bo swim...wake up is muscle ache in de arm due to 15 pumping yst...i m certainly gg-ed...so swim wif muscle ache rox....now hand and leg both muscle ache....i still find it hard to fight against coldness...go inside water feel dam cold....wah lau eh..NS die liaoz

aft swimming go eat kfc...dog treat...LOL...rare case...den yk come find us...we go popular...den find maggie to help out....so we begin our von present team research....and finalli decided de things...den set off to my hse ltr aft 888 plaza to do de card...i cut out layout le...everythin is fine...den i late le...so i gtg...let cw and yk stay in my hse while mi and dog leave 1st...i go work...dog go pack for NS....hope they dun dirty my bed.....tonight i still wan slp 1.....

met jacob at admiralty when he called mi...so qiao ar jacob...den we go tgt lo...late tgt...we indeed same planet de...late oso same timing...den ltr go work le jiu call call call...tml posted to pjc...wtf....gonna go see bok and suan him to death....

dota-ed wif olk and viper loa was nt bad....i wanna do viper fv one...but fv taken....i did wif dog once and it was fine.....

wanna slp now le...slp wif muscle ache de feeling dam rox 1....i like it...tml wake up jiu sux le...i hate it.....


joke of the post
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.

Man: "What are you doing here today?"

Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it."

Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25."

The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways. A couple months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation center.

Man: "Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?"

Woman: [shaking her head with mouth closed] "Unh unh."

did u get de joke? LOL
damn...incredibles spliting up....sian mode

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Sunday, January 06, 2008

today went to exchange for maple calender poster at suntec....went wif cw....ya...we exchanged for 14...den go walk ard...i was tryin to look for more ideas for von present since sakura plan flop....dog cmi to meet us..stupid dog....so in e end...is still de 2 of us...

reach admiralty is raining...i walk in de rain back lo.....den go home nvr bath...wa...fall sick jiu song bo le....

tried doing pumping..can onli do 15...wtf.....

tml gg swimming wif dog...long time bo swim le...gg....den aft tt go causeway buy glitter...asked yk along...nid gal opinion ma...nvr play wif glitter often de mi nid help....den aft tt nid meet liang to take wc3 disc....den go work...hectic sia....

today shuld slp in longer la...i wake up to go nette hse de...in e end i nvr go...so i shuld cont sleeping la...WTF....sian 1/2....

got a period emo juz nw....haix...coz dunno lei...tink abt everythin juz feel qte sian lo....especially de fact tt my sakura plan fails....SUX

yea...feeling so sleepy now...wanna slp soon le la....tml onwards is another hectic week....


joke of de post
A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete check-up. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left."

"Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?"

"Ten," the doctor says sadly.

"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!" The doctor interrupts, "Nine..."

tml swimming...wow la...zzz

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Saturday, January 05, 2008

today teng tell mi sth....yuan lai all de other JCs haf been cheating....wt...they retain some names...den gif out de remainings...so is sort of hide de names for themselves....and i cai noe...IJC is de onli sch tt is nt cheating....so i feel qte honoured de...haix...oso a bit disappointed and unexpected....coz it nvr come across my mind tt can liddat....and oso even if noe can liddat...i nvr expect ppl to do tt....haix...i still tink the whole office ppl is like 1 big family...disappointing right?....anyway i tink de IJC team rox....mi jacob xinyi and wang ye....we r living in our own lala-land in IJC....but nvm la...like i say...pay is secondary....hapiness and frenz is primary....

actualli i oso dunno why so mani of dem wanna quit...i tink dis job nt bad wad....teng say feel stressed...den von like always tired....dunno...mabbe my thinking a bit more guai lan.....-_-

now i dunno wat i tink is right....aiya i tink our IJC team liddat jiu can le la...dun care abt others...we juz cont lala-ing ba...haha...i got their msn oso....juz 3 of dem nia...yea....

anyway past 3 days we haf been slacking in IJC...mostly is mi and jacob talking lo....den wang ye and xinyi audience....den jaye say mi and jacob from same planet..same frequency one...WAD LO....but actualli i feel qte happy de...coz i finalli find some1 wif same frequency...if nt i always kena said stupid by other ppl...actualli is nt stupid la...is juz diff perspective ma...my relatives always say i smart...den other ppl say i stupid...-_- den i dunno my brain is working in wat way...

jacob always say i talk nonsense...den on de mrt to office he dunwan talk to mi -_- he say he wan rest...beri tired to talk to mi...-_- den i say back him oso lo...haha...den xinyi say wan a name for our team...so i say incredibles...they reject...fantastic 4...they oso reject....i dun care le...jiu sghi incredibles le..I AM DASH!

aft tt went pizza hut wif lcpsk excluding ys....yea...thx weiqi for forking out majority and oso 2nd majority goes to kh...i am 3rd and liang even lose mi -_-...I WIN U BY 50 CENTS lo.....den ltr i keep ka jiao nette and pork...LOL....tryin to be funni sia.....


joke of the post
An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said "yes".

The next morning when he awoke, he couldn't remember what her answer was! "Was she happy? I think so, wait, no, she looked at me funny..." After about an hour of trying to remember to no avail he got on the telephone and gave her a call.

Embarrassed, he admitted that he didn't remember her answer to the marriage proposal.

"Oh", she said, "I'm so glad you called. I remembered saying 'yes' to someone, but I couldn't remember who it was."

juz let de incredibles stay as a team and work tgt~

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Thursday, January 03, 2008

2nd day of work...gayyy...everyday work from 7am to 930pm...14 hrs and a half....actualli nt beri tired for 1st day but today qte tired...call fone for 3hrs until ear dam pain oso...everytime wan go home tt time ear is red colour 1....

suddenli my old self is back....de times in chs and mabbe ajc jc 1....where i m bloodi loud and talk a lot...ya...dis is wat i do in de company...keep talkin cock wif de ppl and entertain dem...talk on fone oso talk like machine gun liddat...i tink nt bad la...at least dis job find back my old self....i tink is mabbe becos in tt company i tink all de ppl beri frenly and tt i haf like no feud wif dem and no barrier against dem...tt is y can talk so openly la....but in wushu got some barriers against some ppl ma...tt is y.....

got to noe qte a lot of frenz...hmm...but suddenli like no life liddat...coz earli morn go work..den come home abt time to slp le...den nxt morn wake up work again...so is juz abt sleeping and working...super no life de feeling...where is my dota la!

gonna slp soon again le...SEE? NO LIFE....wtf....and oso...adult fare HURTS DAMM LOT MAN...

today heard from cw abt de case of milk sample...nt bad la..von understand mi...i qte happy de...and oso a colleague from de emitasia say at 1st she tot mi and von are tgt de...coz she say she tink our behaviour beri similar and oso look qte compitable....haha...qte happy de la...but all is juz illusion la...so nvm...actualli i oso tink we qte compitable...but heaven like to be funni ma...so anythin la...

juz come online to blog blog abit.....tml gonna work again...hmmm kind of feels okay wif dis job...nice ppl can alrdy...pay doesnt realli matter man...best is pay can reach above 1k i happy alrdy.....


joke of the post
Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter....

First Woman : "My dos is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me.

Second Woman : "I know..."

First Woman : "How?"

Second Woman : "My dog told me."

I M BAK MAN!
maybe onli...lol i oso dunno...

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Tuesday, January 01, 2008

HAPPY NEW YR GUYS!

actualli i dunno wat to say..and where to start...but i onli noe...dis post is gonna be long.....

before gg to de reflections for 2007...lets juz summarise wat happen yst...well..i m one who dun realli like to write a lot abt events...but more on feelings...so i will keep dis short....hehe....

yst went emiasia office from 9-12....and ya..i m posted to ijc....and we settle everythin by 12 and off to lunch wif my new colleagues.....aft tt went bugis street wif teng...to pei her buy earring...ok...she tell mi on bugis street u nid to be pro in squeezing ur way thrugh...but in e end...i tink i am de 1 kena squeezed...ppl infront squeeze mi backwards...teng behind push mi foward...i suddenli felt like a pinball....aft tt went to meet dem at dhoby ghault...and at tt point...i cai noe...yuan lai sixu alrdy "accepted christ" as von said...(i tink is spastic anyway) and is in her lifegroup....i din noe tt sia....ya..so we cont to set off to zhexu hse while von and sixu siam off to find their lifegroup....go zhexu hse...1st thingy jiu shi chiong com for dota...den ltr go dwn bbq..speaking frankly...yst i did well...LOL...nt beri emo nor loner...welll so i guess yst i am able to talk a lot....which is a good feeling...bonded wif the J3s....abt army life...well...noe de enemies cai can win de battle...so we r trying hard now....i prefer to cook later on when the cooks siam off...if nt...so mani ppl at the bbq pit ganpui...nt dunwan help...is ltr cai do....so mani ppl stand dere see fire de fire oso wun grow bigger.....-_- juz to tell ppl dun always say i nvr do things -_- juz tt i tink deeper...LOL..dun do unneccessary things....

we stay over and mi kr cw rotted until 5...looking at her sleep....is qte xin fu de feeling too....den ownself go sleep...which i tink i made a fool out of myself...zzz...slp halfway choke...and ltr leg cramp...wat a battle...and dis morn wake up jiu go over to find lcpsk for avp2...i m realli RUSHING....zzz...and i tap de card...BLOODI PAIN LA....1 buck and 9 cents...ADULTS SUX....avp2 is nt bad la..JESSIE IS HOT MAN....SO CHIO! anyway...thx to liang for de xmas present...is indeed qte sweet de...no wonder u got za bor we dun haf....now i noe why le....haix...but why cw haf? i dun get it.....

felt sorry to ps lcpsk...until left qi kh and liang alone...zzz....den go join wushu for fish and co...FOC ma...of coz go...yea...and i was full....went home and saw liang on de mrt...LOL....WAT FATE MAN....we r fated...cheers!

finalli finish up on de events part.....now to reflections...

2007
it has been 1 of de most cok up yr for mi....but i haf grown up and change qte a lot....

results....relationships....frenship....dere are ups and dwns....mostly dwns of coz....but LUCKY....i am optimistic...so i haf survived till now...juz become quieter nia....haha

i haf done a lot of wrong choice for 2007....and stupid actions...tt lead myself to the wrong door....but dis yr....i promise...it will be betta....but april...i m in tekong alrdy...which isnt a bad idea...at least i am stronger now....

nth to reflect...but juz wanna say thx to all de ppl ard mi...and haf a short little msg for dem...and tt will do...i tink liddat i am sweet le ba...like liang liddat....see? i m indeed improving in 2008...1st day and such a great improvement.....

*in no order of merit....*
kr- thx for being by my side no matter wat happens....
cw- thx for laughing wif mi and sobbing wif mi..sharing my joy and sorrows...
teo- thx for all de praises u gimme...i noe u appreciate mi man....and i appreciate u too....
olk- thx for de movies...games....and everythin...we became brothers from nowhere and we r still so close...cheers man...
bok- nth much...juz a F word for u...lol...no la...we r brothers too! and brothers wun care if u stinks anot...BUTTT....preferably not....hehe
yk- nice disciple dere...i gonna go back to ajc to haunt u....
kh- we r still tgt aft 4 yrs...BUT PLS DUN MAKE IT 6 man...i tink u cnt tehan..LOL
ys- mai lai....ahbeng brothers rox...lol....
liang- sry for making u angry always...coz my mouth always leak...haha...BUT be open man..is good to be proud tt u haf hapiness in ur hands...
qi- dun always gif a stone face lei..u r human..nt stonefish...LOL
nette- thx for teaching mi piano man...NV SHEN LEI!!!
pork- u noe who u are...YES JUNHUI IS U....thx for de talks in msn to LATE nite....i love u man
maggie- be more confident man...confidence is de key to success...jiayou ba...
asha- be more sociable wif us la....-_- dun be as loner as mi...
dog- thx for being so loyal...and we share a lot of things in common yea? afterall..we are masters and dog....in de past...present...and de future...we will be tgt forever!
ks- LOL....but i wanna say...u haf a BIG head...u wun read it anyway...LOL
ken- if i go into njc...i bet i will be in de same clique as u all...is juz a waste and regret....coz i tink u are a nice person!
lerxian- same as ken...i dun wanna type it twice man....
matt- stop tt SPAS-NESS pls.....but tt way den fun...so stay spas ba....
teng- dun always so fierce at mi la....i haf my good sides too...explore mi den u noe...-_-
yumin- although i always suan u...but actualli i tink u r cute de...will tt reduce de beatings from u?
zhexu- i wan ur hse i tell u.....de balcony is good to be emo man....
bangjie- thx for de fish and co LOL....but gonna say...thx for being by my side when i haf probs man....
sixu- u wun read it anyway....FUCK U
von- i will always cherish de memories we had tgt....and....i love u
shuwen- i tink u will tulan for putting u so below..but realli...is no order of merit 1...LOL...thx for cheering mi up ALWAYS....juz wanna tell u tt i love u TOO
xiongjiejie- whey where is my hug la...wan expire soon le...and slim dwn before tt THX...HAHA
joanne- lol...u r another owl like mi la...so i haf no choice but to disturb u to late nite always...thx for all de talks in msn man...
sher- thx for de concerns despite mi being so evil.....i sincerely wish u all de best in watever u do in future and hope u will find hapiness soon~
chs wushu juniors- thx for everythin...and those respects tt u all haf for mi...CHS WUSHU ROX FOREVER! i realli feel at home wif u all!
chs 4-11- ALL DE SPAS BROTHERS...YEA MAN!
SURBODINATES- u noe who u all are...thx for going thrugh thick and skin wif mi....and always haf to endure my scolding when i m in a bad mood...realli THX le...my dota gang!

i tink i m going bonkers...coz i scared i miss out any1...but i tink tt is all abt it...for those nt mentioned....sorry abt tt...coz i suddenli realise i got so mani frenz...DAMN....

new yr...new blogskin....i haf chosen a nt-emo blogskin so tt i wun be tt emo dis yr....yea man...dis blogskin will remind mi to persevere!


joke of the post
The teacher of the Earth Science class was lecturing on map reading. He spent the class explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees, and minutes.

Towards the end of class, the teacher asked his students, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude..."

A student's voice broke the confused silence, and volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone, sir."


time to start afresh again man....
anyway...dis shyt took mi more than half an hr...MA DE

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NEW YEAR BIG GIVEAWAY


joke no.1
Junior had just received his brand new drivers license. To celebrate, the whole family trooped out to the driveway and climbed into the car for his inaugural drive. Dad immediately headed to the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver.

"I'll bet you're back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive," said the beaming boy to his old man.

"Nope," came dad's reply, "I'm gonna sit back here and kick the back of your seat while you drive, just like you have been doing to me for sixteen years."


joke no.2
You know there are starving people in those third world countries, and you're just wasting that food.

Then package it up and ship it to 'em if you're so concerned you dumb shit!


joke no.3
A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome.

The employer read all his applications and said, "We have an opening for people like you."

"Oh, great," he said, "What is it?"

"It's called the door!"


joke no.4
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen.

He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling. "Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!?!?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness. No one answered. "Alright, I'm gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don't like to have to do what I dun in Texas!"

Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post. He saddled up and started to ride out of town.

The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, before you go... what happened in Texas?"

The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home."


joke no.5
Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single.

One day, the millionaire decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests, I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars, or my daughter, to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge unharmed!"

As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash in the pool. The guy in the pool was swimming with all his might, and the crowd began to cheer him on. Finally, he made it to the other side of the pool unharmed.The millionaire was impressed.

He said, "That was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well, I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?"

The guy catches his breath, then says, "Listen, I don't want your money! And I don't want your daughter! I want the asshole who pushed me in the pool!"

HAPPY NEW YR GUYS!

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