Wednesday, January 30, 2008

tdy went back ajc wushu...get to noe liang lei...hmm...a nice and frenly gal.....

in e end onli 4 ppl eat....mi cw yumin and teng....and de meal isn't beri enjoyable for mi...i am having stomach cramp/gastric/excessive air in stomach....no matter wat...stomach juz hurts big time....

in e end cw tell mi if is excessive air...can solve by either burp or fart...i chose de latter....wah...a lot air lei...keep farting non stop....

aft a series of kamikaze fart cannon....i recover le...but still....although nt pain...i cont to fart....i tink today is de day i farted de most.....like a non stop farter gun.....no wonder so pain! SO MANI AIR INSIDE....and den i cai noe...hmmm...yuan lai stomach is linked to my pi gu....

haf u wondered...why too mani air in stomach will feel pain.....hmmm....den how did de air enter de stomach oso....talked to yifang jacob and xinyi over fone...yuan lai philosophy is not da dao li...is those complex qn like why humans exist etc etc...hmmm mabbe i can be a philosopher nxt time...coz i always ask beri good qn tt no1 can tink of an ans...but it always make sense...but becos they cnt come out wif ans...so they always say i talk nonsense.....


joke of de post
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie!

The genie said, "OK. You released me from the lamp, blah, blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes. So you can forget about getting three wishes. You only get one wish.

The man sat down on the beach and thought about it for awhile. Then he said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii; but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so that I can drive over there to visit?"

The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible! Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete... how much steel...! No. Think of another wish."

The man tried to think of another wish. Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced several times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So I wish that I could understand women... know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment...know why they're crying...know what they really want when they say, 'Nothing'...know how to make them truly happy...."

The genie said, "You want that bridge two lanes or four?"

i wanna noe more abt this world.....

BANKAI!!!